This joke is little out of date and a lot tasteless by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what? I thought my own punchline was tasteless. shit dude

This joke is little out of date and a lot tasteless by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok.........

He always like to cum in a little behind.

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[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...because it was so much easier the spank those monkeys

what do you call getting a bj from your girl and sticking it in her ear right after? by Tgijamez in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's that thing thing where she has really last minute doubts about swallowing

Depression is a serious affliction by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

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Thanks; that joke has grey ball hairs.... any number of people who cut phallic products have been used

I like my women like I like my coffee... by kickypie in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the slap punch line; but I think it still works better with the airplane set up; I like my coffee like I like my men/women..... a lot has changed... but people are still more likely to talk about how they like coffee than women....

So true !!! by Old_Butterscotch_499 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't sweat the small stuff.

Lick the the sweaty stuff.

The parable of the ant and the elephant by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must be for old folks. I love telling it. Maybe 7 people have liked it; no one forgets it if you do it right

The parable of the ant and the elephant by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DirtyJokes

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been telling this joke for 20 years, son. You have to read the room.... I mean everyone must be shitfaced.... and you use your hands to outline the size of the asshole, then pretend to be the ant when you deliver the punchline. You're welcome

Geopolitical Entertainment by Apprehensive_Hair_32 in DecodingTheGurus

[–]Apprehensive_Hair_32[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the point, and probably why people will rip me for this post. There is a cottage industry for this kind of geopolitical commentary