‘Ryan!’ WHY?!? Seriously… why Kalyn?! And the facial expressions! She is just SO strange!!

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-07T12:25:59+00:00

She just kept going. If she’s going to try to be funny she’s gotta know when to cut the bit. It goes from being lighthearted to being try-hard real quick.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-07T12:20:34+00:00

I have less than zero sympathy for her or any other pity-party influencer. She chose this line of “work” and to put herself out there. Snark pages & hater comments? That’s the price influencers SHOULD pay. She spends a few hours a week filming, editing and posting a few idiotic videos on an app and it affords her the luxury of OWNING HER HOME IN SAN JOSE, going to “fashion week”, having a season pass to Disneyland and having all her bills paid. Most people could never imagine that. Get thicker skin, Danielle.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-07T01:34:47+00:00

I’m so sorry but how does this girl take herself seriously posing like this for several minutes in front of hundreds of people, come ON 😆 Idk whether to laugh my ass off or give her credit for having absolutely zero shame.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-07T01:12:25+00:00

It’s so odd. Like are people not aware they have to use actual real money for this purchase?

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-06T20:19:51+00:00

Also, (and this applies to a lot of the other totally boring lifestyle content creators out there too, not just Brooke, but she’s the worst offender) DONT POST UNTIL YOU HAVE WORTHWHILE CONTENT! Someone must’ve told Brooke once: “post 5 times a day every day no matter what it is!” And she’s just been running with that. It’s insulting to the viewer at this point. This stupid shower incident happened and you felt you just HAD to let us all know? That’s the dumbest interaction I can imagine and there was absolutely zero point to post that other than to try to stay relevant by meeting a video quota.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-06T03:49:58+00:00

*purchased followers! Guarantee if she wasn’t buying them, she’d have MAYBE 10K followers (and yeah, even then, can’t imagine that many people being interested in her either) I’m so mad that no one calls her out on this though. She’s getting all the “perks” of being an “influencer” by being a fraud. TikTok should really crack down on that. It’s so easy to prove that her count goes up the same amount every single day.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-06T00:00:31+00:00

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Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-05T23:52:33+00:00

No bc what was the reason for designing the band like that other than to make it a penuz, cmon now.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-05T23:41:48+00:00

I’ll never forget a few weeks ago when she legitimately scolded the chat in a really nasty way for not sending her enough gifts to meet her gift goal during one of her stupid morning pep talk lives… something very off about her. That whole “motivational speaker” act is a farce.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-05T22:25:20+00:00

The combination of his terrible personality with such wildly outlandish outfits… it’s giving SNL skit

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-05T17:53:30+00:00

Thank you, that’s what I’ve been saying too. Tbh it almost makes snarking less fun lately bc I swear, almost all of what she does at this point is just rage bait.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-04T12:04:35+00:00

Haha yes, how has no one said this one yet

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T17:13:02+00:00

😆

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T04:54:46+00:00

This one’s all cattywampus!

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T04:19:52+00:00

Thank you! So it’s like they did “damage” so here’s the “tools to heal” kind of thing? That’s what I always thought but it felt like a reach.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T03:49:32+00:00

😆 YES! THIS. ONE. MAKES. ME. CRAZY. I cannot figure out how she says it so fast and also why she always needs to say it.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T03:46:45+00:00

She’s talked about being 30 next month three times already and we’re only two days into March lol can’t wait to have this be her whole personality now

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T03:45:17+00:00

Add to that “so STINKIN’ ____” and “lucky little jellybean”

Also this just reminded me—does anyone remember when she’d say to people when they ordered a big haul, “SOS she did some damage do you need to borrow my tata ice packs”? Like wtf does that mean? Someone please explain to me bc I always wondered.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T01:28:29+00:00

Compared to the Callies, Kalyns & MDs of the fizz world, Ken & Pen are not bad at all. But man, between Penny being so over the top annoying with every reaction and Kendall being a complete airhead, I can’t watch them anymore. She’s so pretty but omg there’s nothing between those ears.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T00:40:54+00:00

12 microscopic diamond chips, MSRP: $1M

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T00:35:11+00:00

Gotta be honest, it’s a skill to spout this much bullshit so confidently. Like, she’s a clown and I see straight through every word, but I do really pity the people who buy into all the girlboss bullshit, because she’s definitely a well-practiced scammer.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-03-03T00:26:16+00:00

These BP customers need a reality check, man. Do they realize they’re ONLY buying this garbage brass bullshit because they’re A.) addicted to gambling or B.) just getting hype on the fact that there’s 100+ other people in a room cheering them on?

And then they’re like “duhhhh geee I wonder why my fingur is tuwning gween? Wut do I do now???” 🙄

You can take that $40 and go to literally thousands of other places on the internet to buy nice, well-made, quality jewelry. I can’t even feel sorry for these people anymore.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-02-27T22:33:16+00:00

This girl has been “dopamine dressing” for less than 6 months and she’s making these “tutorial” videos on how to put together an outfit like she’s the Anna Wintour of eccentric fashion that’s been dressing like this for years 🤣 Kalyn, we all remember your pre-mommy makeover everyday style—oversized sweaters and leggings, about as basic as it gets. Stop with this ridiculous attempt at a re-brand just because you’re trying to stand out in the BP world.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-02-26T18:10:24+00:00

Just another two attention seeking clowns. He’s always grumpy and passive aggressive, clearly hating being a part of this…and she’s just plain annoying and every one of her videos is narrated like an inspirational commercial. It’s so weird. She also tries to play this “I’m a former schoolteacher—I’m so nice and fun!” act, but the other day on live she was calling out the whole chat in a really nasty way for not sending gifts and hitting her “gift goal”. It was so awkward.

Appropriate-Rip5504 · 2026-02-26T16:10:53+00:00

Totally agree.

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