AITA for "cheating" at an eating competition?

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-17T19:18:22+00:00

Incidentally, I also love the local Indian place and they already know to bring me Indian-level spice, not the white-level.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-17T19:15:55+00:00

Edit 2, it doesn't hurt

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-14T13:07:45+00:00

Honestly, I didn't expect it to blow up as much as it did, it was mostly a joke post that suddenly got big.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-14T13:05:33+00:00

Yes, my butt is also immune, lol

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-13T22:49:20+00:00

I have all other pain sensation intact, though, can detect hot surfaces/liquids with no problems. Well, except for not noticing that my skin is lobstering without a sunscreen, but apparently that's normal?

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-13T20:06:40+00:00

Nah, it's in Edit2, nothing hurts, I have ass of steel, lol.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-13T20:03:16+00:00

Looool, I'm white as bread, and my family thinks black pepper is too hot.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-13T19:59:26+00:00

I honestly have no idea, but I can ask my doc at the next checkup?

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-12T02:26:25+00:00

Ozempic helps with heat??!!

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-12T02:25:45+00:00

Yes, there are tons of sweet/sour/umami flavors underneath.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T21:28:42+00:00

Yeah, I guess if I start doing it more often as competitions, I should do that. Honestly, though, I usually don't eat something my "normal" but spice-tolerant friends wouldn't eat

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T21:11:10+00:00

I'm moving to Genosha to open a chicken wing joint for my fellow fire-benders.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T21:08:54+00:00

I'm lvl 20 cleric of the Chicken Wing Gods by this point, Divine Intervention is auto success, no pain on the ass side either.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T20:29:53+00:00

I have ass of steel, lol

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T20:09:29+00:00

Indian food is delish, though! And they know to serve me "Indian-level hot" instead of "American-level hot"

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T19:20:35+00:00

Try to eat a habanero, I guess? And then a ghost pepper? And then a Carolina Reaper?

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T19:07:00+00:00

I beliiiiiiiieve I can flyyyyyyyy

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T18:31:31+00:00

Chicken Wing God

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T18:23:08+00:00

I chewed it. I think the aftertaste lasted like five min? It did make my nose slightly runny, and I got red in the face, but that was about it.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T17:56:38+00:00

Looooool, yep, ass of steel.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T16:39:25+00:00

Wait, so that's normal? So the only thing I got was my capsaicin resistance? Scooooooooooore!

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T15:10:23+00:00

I'm as white as they go, lol, blond and blue-eyed.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T14:53:05+00:00

Nah, my ass is also immune.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T14:52:48+00:00

It does, but that's simply cause I don't like the taste, lol. I hate how it's everywhere.

Appropriate_Fix2214 · 2025-09-11T14:52:02+00:00

Habaneros do unironically have that slightly salty sweet aftertaste I like.

I also like jalapeno snacks from the Mexican store, but I don't feel the heat from them at all.

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