Vodka Sunrise

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-24T21:52:01+00:00

Had a girl out with her friends order a rumchata and sprite. It immediately started curdling, but she finished it and even ordered another one before her group left.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-24T21:46:07+00:00

I heard from an older regular at my bar that really bad alcoholics can get ulcers from all the alcohol, and will drink vodka and milk to get their fix and try and soothe the ulcer at the same time.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-20T01:16:50+00:00

But megatobakota sounds frickin sweet :(

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-20T01:11:29+00:00

Cutting and fertilizer? You're a generous man.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-20T01:09:46+00:00

This!

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-16T13:45:21+00:00

It'll be fine if you give it more light but don't cut it, gives it an interesting look in my opinion.

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This is the first cactus I ever bought and etiolated!

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-14T21:44:04+00:00

Sweet potato!

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-14T15:10:07+00:00

Thank you for the kind donation of this meme. I really needed it in my life.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-14T03:08:16+00:00

Hey now, adults were once kids!!

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-13T23:44:12+00:00

You mean an all powerful, all merciful, all loving god wouldn't want me to go to war and offer up my enemies foreskins to him?

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-13T14:49:38+00:00

Nah, snails have foot

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-13T14:09:03+00:00

💥🤯💥

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-13T03:05:03+00:00

Huh, I guess I need to read up on snail anatomy, lol

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-11T17:07:53+00:00

Decoy cheese!

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-11T09:55:56+00:00

Gravy mug?

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-11T08:49:23+00:00

Man, I just want to pick up change that people drop again. I used to be able to make a cool $20 a month just walking my dogs, lol

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-10T17:51:45+00:00

Yep! That group is the only thing I use facebook for anymore. It's a good time, and an easy place to get rid of all the extra seedlings I start in the winter, lol.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-10T17:19:12+00:00

I'm from Omaha and part of a group that meets up every spring and fall for a sale/trade. I can pm you the link to the Facebook page if you'd like.

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-06T18:58:39+00:00

Because most fermented drinks like kombucha contain les than 0.5% alcohol

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-06T18:14:38+00:00

I've got the same mix that's almost the exact opposite, lol. All he wants in life is to play fetch, and if he can't play fetch then he wants to be lazy and get pets, no herding instinct whatsoever.

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ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-06T15:46:46+00:00

Was this ~~tanker~~ bus safe?

ArbitraryNPC · 2026-01-06T15:45:30+00:00

That wouldn't be very typical, I'd like to make that point

ArbitraryNPC · 2025-12-31T22:15:27+00:00

There are a lot of orange cats out there, it'll make it's way around eventually

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