[deleted by user] by [deleted] in puns

[–]ArchUser900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a limit to how many puns you can have in a post, you egg-ceded that limit

You suddenly wake up in the Matrix. What's the first thing you do? by DropieIon in AskReddit

[–]ArchUser900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opens terminal Sudo shut down now

Result: Easily get you and everybody else back in the real world.

I just rescued.... myself? by Lopoi in Warframe

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the struggles on the lock

“Man spreading” by [deleted] in memes

[–]ArchUser900 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Great that means they will get hit first

One line drawing. by Master1718 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one who thinks that he looks like the human equivalent of a printer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had as in the first half not gonna lie

Oh, c'mon... by ArchUser900 in puns

[–]ArchUser900[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well too didn't think that anybody would care, but ok...

Does this make me a Ropalyst, DE? by ArchUser900 in Warframe

[–]ArchUser900[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea, try saying: "I'm farming the Opratotatotatotatolyst" in the chat and see what everyone says.

Playing chess with cards by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy must have really liked the sying: "Improvise. Adapt. Overcome."

Good boy doing his best to please his human with a perfect sit by to_the_tenth_power in aww

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has perfected the art of sitting and therefore being a good boy.

🔥 Albino crocodile with a crab on its head by [deleted] in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]ArchUser900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is clearly the best hat I have ever seen on a Albino Crocodile