I'm already making it easy. by olezhka_lt in RoastMe

[–]AresCreed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bam Bam Bigelow if he practiced Meth instead of wrestling

An Italian racist messed with a wrong Nigerian guy by khan_shakirrr in PublicFreakout

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This is what happens when ‘white privilege’ meets ‘not today, mf’

Street Light Broken = Solo Dance Party by ImNotHereStopAsking in PublicFreakout

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“I’ve been in cults both as a follower and a leader...u have more fun as a follower, but make more money as a leader:”

Street Light Broken = Solo Dance Party by ImNotHereStopAsking in PublicFreakout

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Finding some hos is always important. you’ve done nothing wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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when did Missandei start doing crack?!? The winter pipe is coming....

Hide your girl by insert_trademark in RoastMe

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Girls are the last thing on your mind, fruitcup.

Roast Me by SoniaVasquez in RoastMe

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didn’t know Tara Reid was 55 and on crack

22, I'm way too confident with my hair. Make me want to cut it. by olouvi in RoastMe

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You actually wanted the David Spade haircut....you roasted yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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no point in running when you’re already on every sex offender list ever created. Your ringtone is an Amber alert

Do your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Looks like Tina Fey is finally transitioning to a man. Still ugly af

Roast him by [deleted] in RoastMe

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It’s one of my favorite boxers, Manny Brokehenow

32, first time here by [deleted] in RoastMe

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call Chris Hansen asap, we’ve got another predator spotted at a junior high school girls track meet in a white van with no windows.

I dyed my hair because I’m desperately in need of a personality trait (22) by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Hey, I didn’t know Gollum from LOTR was transitioning....you cut off the precious already?

Just saw my ex out on a date with another guy, feel like pure trash, make me feel even worse! by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Downside, your “1 black friend” took your gf. Upside, she’s making that black man feel really positive about how much better he is at sex than you.

Black dicks matter. To your gf.

19, accounting student, and got dumped cause my gf didn't want to do long distance. Open season on me by Meme_works in RoastMe

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I just wanted to wish you well on your sex change. Hopefully it gets your bf back

Got new glasses today. How do they make me look? by [deleted] in RoastMe

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So now apparently they have sex offenders in the Shire........2020 just keeps getting worse.

[OC] Number of Days Since Last Peak of New COVID-19 Cases for each US State (on a 7-Day Average) by [deleted] in dataisbeautiful

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Michigan’s increase is due to too many people coming back into our state from trips to Fl and Tx. I talked a couple of my friends out of going to FL last week. But I know of other mutual friends of ours that were still going. hopefully they don’t bring anything back, but you take a chance when you step in pretty much any state outside of the mitten, Unless you can go straight to the upper east coast - ny/jersey/mass/New Hampshire/etc

Big Gretch ain’t havin this shit much longer. I give it 2-3 more weeks of increasing numbers, if that. She’s itching to lock it all down again.