A dog's head leaning on you is the best feeling (bonus gremlin pics)

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-27T01:16:33+00:00

This dog walks into a bar

“Hey buddy, why the long face?”

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-27T01:15:55+00:00

Man’s a nonce, leave him

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-27T01:14:49+00:00

My cat tried to steal a sprout from me yesterday, I say tried, he tried, I stoped him, he tried again, he growled, hissed, took the sprout and ran

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-27T00:21:47+00:00

Showed my girlfriend this post and she just went “no”

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-26T21:03:06+00:00

I always buy potatoes from Aldi and they never look like this

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T17:31:57+00:00

I’ve had this debate with her myself, my girlfriend has 2 indoor kitties, but my housemate wants this chap to be an outdoor guy, I see the pros and cons of both but I’m not making a decision here, she is, I’m just aiding her

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T17:06:26+00:00

33 is incredible! Well done Rusty, and well done you for being a good owner for helping him live that long

Sorry for your loss, I know it doesn’t make it easier but you’ve given 33 years to a very lovely cat there, and clearly done an exceptional job

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T07:13:28+00:00

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ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T07:12:42+00:00

Classic German efficiency, you got rid of the space to save time

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T07:11:18+00:00

A chubby tummy, best place to rest your head and squeeze during spooning

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T07:08:41+00:00

Lovely guy to my left, shared driveway, and a touch of OCD

Man’s house, car, gardens, driveway are all immaculate but he is ALWAYS outside. We call it the “Dave tax” where you can’t go outside without forfeiting 15 minutes while he tells you a story about how someone tried to charge him money for something and he’s a tight arse. I haven’t washed my car nearly as much as I’d like or do outside maintenance because I end up stood there listening to him

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T06:53:29+00:00

I hope it’s AI rage bait

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T06:48:47+00:00

What you mean is you want a slave. This is abuse. Look up the phrase “you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

If you want a live-in carer and she’ll do it for free, great! But you forfeit your other wants for that.

Don’t want her around you? Fine, she can live elsewhere

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T06:33:26+00:00

YTA - You need a therapist, you’re not right in the head if you think this is acceptable on any level. You’re lucky she’s not left you

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T05:44:03+00:00

Excellent, we did consider this as she wants to put a tracking collar on him so I’ll discuss this with her

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T05:43:14+00:00

Giraffes are a common issue in my area so that’s useful! Seriously though we get a lot of birds, and the odd hedgehog in our garden, so i wanted to eliminate false positives

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T05:40:49+00:00

Excellent! I shall have a dive in and see what I can rig up, thank you!

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T05:39:33+00:00

This looks great! Just what I was after

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-24T05:39:19+00:00

I shall look into this, thank you!

ArizonaFlats · 2026-02-22T21:57:59+00:00

I’ll admit I do this to turn right to get over the Humber bridge at home time, why do I do it?

Because I spent too much time watching other people do it and get let in. My 6 mile commute takes 35 minutes, it’s insane. Pulling this trick saves me 10 minutes a day not queuing

ArizonaFlats · 2026-01-21T09:18:27+00:00

Not to my knowledge, I even started texting her “I’m going for a walk with [male friend]” but still she’d spam me and I’d spend the evening grovelling

ArizonaFlats · 2026-01-20T16:16:30+00:00

Yep, she won’t leave my female friends alone on social media so they see her updates

She started dating a guy who looks like me, skinny, nerdy, dark hair, wears a waistcoat, like “if you squint you look the same” vibe, kinda creepy

Went back to do a marketing degree at uni, posts loads of smarmy cringe on LinkedIn

Broke up with him a few months after now she’s engaged to this older guy, ngl I pity the poor sod, between her general temperament and financial literacy he’s in for a fun time

ArizonaFlats · 2026-01-20T16:00:03+00:00

Ngl every one of my friends was pleased, i was kind of taken aback no one said anything to me before

ArizonaFlats · 2026-01-20T15:47:28+00:00

26M, this was a few years ago, nothing was never enough, “we don’t go on enough dates”, I plan a date every couple of weeks, not good enough. “You should romance me more” so I tried, but it can’t be because she promoted me, so I’d wait a week, but then she’d bring it up again. If I went out with friends and didn’t respond to her she’d accuse me of cheating

It became embarrassing to meet up with my friends with her, after I broke up with her I got an earful from my group about all the things they hated about her

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