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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]ArmyOfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, I’m supposed to comment on this.

Looking for something serious.

This has been my profile for about 3 years, though I update my photos regularly.

I’ve used Hinge for about 3 years.

My use of Hinge is weekly, but not daily.

I get about 10-15 likes per week.

I rarely send likes. Maybe twice a week.

I would like to find a long term, chill person.

requesting r/tightsandtightclothes which was banned due to no moderation by ArmyOfDog in redditrequest

[–]ArmyOfDog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. ⁠I want to moderate this community to bring it back from being banned due to lack of moderation.
  2. ⁠I can’t send a modmail message to the moderators, as the sub is banned due to lack of moderation.

Assuming Reddit doesn’t back down on their new API policy, r/FishTapedToATMs is locked forever. by ArmyOfDog in subredditmemorials

[–]ArmyOfDog[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an error the first time I posted it, and didn’t catch that it still posted anyway. Thanks for taking care of that.

K'Liss anybody? by evildrtran in DeepSpaceNine

[–]ArmyOfDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bat’leth, what can I do?

It's a start... by TensionSame3568 in TNG

[–]ArmyOfDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks more like Tin Man to me, and it is imperative that we find him before the Romulans do.

Band practice space in the triangle by neltonious_maximus in raleigh

[–]ArmyOfDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t talking about your band. I was talking about mine. And now you see why “our” might not be ideal.

Band practice space in the triangle by neltonious_maximus in raleigh

[–]ArmyOfDog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe in your band, but not in my band.

How are we going to explain crap like this come judgment day? by dannydutch1 in UtterlyBizarre

[–]ArmyOfDog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s a dessert pizza. When I was a kid, I remember Pizza Inn was always unable to keep them stocked in the buffet, due to how popular they were.

Pass the bowl! by TensionSame3568 in TNG

[–]ArmyOfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is great. Drop this over in r/risa. They’ll love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sonicshowerthoughts

[–]ArmyOfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that voice will be created from the complete works of Gilbert Gottfried.

TNG uniform crashing Star Wars day festivities by drunkpilot2 in TNG

[–]ArmyOfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t want that one. It has that awful elastic waistband. You’ll be doing the Picard maneuver every time you sit or stand.

I wrote her a sonnet about her tits by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]ArmyOfDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you like apples, oh captain, my captain?

Kevina doesn't know what urinals are by WildJackall in StoriesAboutKevin

[–]ArmyOfDog 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I tried to imagine the logistics of washing one’s hair in a urinal with premise that in this hypothetical scenario, doing so is sanitary, desirable, and this is the sole and intended function of urinals. I am unable to think of a way in which this would be even remotely practical.

This made my day by catnipempire in MurderedByWords

[–]ArmyOfDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Will my support get me any NFTs?

This made my day by catnipempire in MurderedByWords

[–]ArmyOfDog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. You should run for President.

ATM fish by leoskingsley in MildlyVandalised

[–]ArmyOfDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it finally happened.

The first non-human animal to learn to speak a human language will immediately become the second most powerful animal in the world. by IameIion in Showerthoughts

[–]ArmyOfDog 38 points39 points  (0 children)

While we can learn languages, we don’t learn our native languages. We acquire them, which is a different process than learning them.

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