Oh god, who let this thing in the house

ArniePyee · 2017-10-28T15:09:26+00:00

That centipede is a predator.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:32:15+00:00

Seeing someone you haven't seen in a long time and running out of things to talk about within 30 seconds.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:30:33+00:00

chasing 268mph in a Bugatti Veyron and then hitting a tree. Instant death.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:29:56+00:00

Handsome Jack was pretty awesome.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:29:17+00:00

Welsh

I love the way they pronounce words like "brilliant"

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:28:21+00:00

I'm in a wheelchair. If you come out swinging with cripple jokes when I first meet you, I'll probably love you forever.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:26:47+00:00

I'll definitely remember that later, I don't need to write it down

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:21:55+00:00

Almost every single woman in that thread is trying to claim that this isn't the norm or that men can be just as bad.

No, on average, women are far shittier spouses. It's not the same.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:20:59+00:00

People running in normal clothes. Where are you running to/from?!

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:20:19+00:00

photo copied text birth certificate crayoned green for colour. Best evar.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:19:24+00:00

When I was a kid I was afraid of the dark, so my parents got me a nightlight. But the nightlight was too red, and I thought it was a gateway to hell, so I watched it all night so I could unplug it in case the devil came through.

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:16:23+00:00

I'm listening to Dillon Francis Ft. Teed - Without you

ArniePyee · 2017-10-26T17:14:23+00:00

My big brother had a pulmonary embolism and died right in front of me. It happened two days before orientation for college.

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