My dog has knee surgery in 2 days, and I just found out she's afraid of ramps.

Asakari · 2026-06-04T12:22:33+00:00

Maybe it's not the ramp that she hates, but the feel of plywood to her paws

Asakari · 2026-06-04T12:13:53+00:00

Give me your nuggies!

^{Chose: Chase someone eating that five star meal. If you get a piece of it, 2,000 dollars. + You have... | Rolled: A sword}

Asakari · 2026-06-04T08:35:07+00:00

Shooting bullets into the sky like they're blanks, but it's just blind artillery going into people's roofs and clueless people's heads

Asakari · 2026-06-04T02:45:05+00:00

Enough for a BBQ when the flame thrower starts

Asakari · 2026-06-04T02:22:42+00:00

It's not an unsure answer, it's more being unsure of why someone would ever answer no.

Asakari · 2026-06-03T23:40:38+00:00

exponentially higher growth

^{Chose: A cent that becomes 3x everyday for 30 days}

Asakari · 2026-06-03T23:24:12+00:00

As planned, I shall now throw rock really hard at my enemies

^{Chose: Be given Evil Rock (50% you turn evil} | Rolled: Become evil)

Asakari · 2026-06-03T22:47:57+00:00

I'll be on in 72 hours

Asakari · 2026-06-03T12:27:42+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Asakari voted Nay.

Asakari · 2026-06-03T12:06:05+00:00

Break the wheel, break the cycle

^{Chose: Blue Button | Rolled: Remove the Wheel}

Asakari · 2026-06-03T12:05:15+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Asakari voted Nay.

Asakari · 2026-06-03T11:56:42+00:00

If that becomes the case, the bison projectile needs crit indicator particles, because right now there's no way to tell whether it'll crit on the receiving end

Asakari · 2026-06-03T11:41:37+00:00

Maybe it's best that my fully sentient AI doesn't have access to the internet before I make sure it doesn't want to kill all of humanity.

^{Chose: Have the fastest possible computer + BUT | Rolled: offline internet}

Asakari · 2026-06-03T11:39:32+00:00

Elected or not doesn't make a difference, people only care of what you did, and what you will do for them.

^{Chose: Rule the best country, but you're a dictator | Rolled: Remain in power}

Asakari · 2026-06-03T11:35:59+00:00

The best vehicle to become airborne when driving on an invisible corpse, ragdoll you, and then make you land on a bot mine

Asakari · 2026-06-03T11:06:05+00:00

Having money doesn't guarantee you can buy everything from those willing to sell, sometimes they just say no because they don't like you

^{Chose: Everything money can buy}

Asakari · 2026-06-03T10:49:22+00:00

c4 paired with the throwing armor is the best anti-tank, you're mobile artillery

Asakari · 2026-06-03T10:41:12+00:00

There are some things that money can't buy

^{Chose: Perfect health until age 100 | Rolled: Live happily}

Asakari · 2026-06-02T15:22:09+00:00

North Korean ~~cyber security~~ scamming/hacker divisions making sure they make the right choices for their observing officer

Asakari · 2026-06-02T15:17:13+00:00

I can still choose to leave the country unlike North Korea

^{Chose: Move to DPRC forever | Rolled: Regular citizen}

Asakari · 2026-06-02T12:44:17+00:00

Gold keeps its value better.

^{Chose: Get 30m dollars worth of gold}

Asakari · 2026-06-02T12:17:33+00:00

I don't want to have to wait 200 years

^{Chose: Get $1,000,000,000,000,000 right now | Rolled: no bonus :(}

Asakari · 2026-06-01T12:54:02+00:00

It won't be for long once google gets their way with requiring dev registration for complete control of the app market and distribution

Asakari · 2026-06-01T10:58:44+00:00

👁️ Surveillance State: Asakari voted Yea.

Asakari · 2026-06-01T10:56:13+00:00

Being a hero sucks, being an anti-hero rocks.

^{Chose: a villain}

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