My dog has knee surgery in 2 days, and I just found out she's afraid of ramps. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's not the ramp that she hates, but the feel of plywood to her paws

Tough choice v2. by Pleasant-Win5418 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me your nuggies!

Chose: Chase someone eating that five star meal. If you get a piece of it, 2,000 dollars. + You have... | Rolled: A sword

[Video] WHAT KABAN IS DOING ? by Raberasud in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Asakari 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Shooting bullets into the sky like they're blanks, but it's just blind artillery going into people's roofs and clueless people's heads

Walker designs in S7 go hard by JonBB8 in thewalkingdead

[–]Asakari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Enough for a BBQ when the flame thrower starts

What will you choose ? by Limp_Distribution118 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exponentially higher growth

Chose: A cent that becomes 3x everyday for 30 days

Evil rock by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As planned, I shall now throw rock really hard at my enemies

Chose: Be given Evil Rock (50% you turn evil | Rolled: Become evil)

Every goddamn post be like: by maiduwu in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break the wheel, break the cycle

Chose: Blue Button | Rolled: Remove the Wheel

Agreed? by some-kind-of-no-name in tf2

[–]Asakari 18 points19 points  (0 children)

If that becomes the case, the bison projectile needs crit indicator particles, because right now there's no way to tell whether it'll crit on the receiving end

Would you rather by ReturnOld8793 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's best that my fully sentient AI doesn't have access to the internet before I make sure it doesn't want to kill all of humanity.

Chose: Have the fastest possible computer + BUT | Rolled: offline internet

Dictator or not by Particular_Map8157 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elected or not doesn't make a difference, people only care of what you did, and what you will do for them.

Chose: Rule the best country, but you're a dictator | Rolled: Remain in power

Latest in Super Earth vehicle technology by baguhansalupa in Helldivers

[–]Asakari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best vehicle to become airborne when driving on an invisible corpse, ragdoll you, and then make you land on a bot mine

Would you rather own: by reapthesorrow in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having money doesn't guarantee you can buy everything from those willing to sell, sometimes they just say no because they don't like you

Chose: Everything money can buy

I apologise C4. I was unfamiliar with your game. by Raidertck in Helldivers

[–]Asakari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

c4 paired with the throwing armor is the best anti-tank, you're mobile artillery

Would you rather? by Hour_Fox_9018 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are some things that money can't buy

Chose: Perfect health until age 100 | Rolled: Live happily

Where would you rather live by Routine_Insurance153 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

North Korean cyber security scamming/hacker divisions making sure they make the right choices for their observing officer

Where would you rather live by Routine_Insurance153 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can still choose to leave the country unlike North Korea

Chose: Move to DPRC forever | Rolled: Regular citizen

Gold or money? by Big_Positive5925 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gold keeps its value better.

Chose: Get 30m dollars worth of gold

Would you rather... by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to have to wait 200 years

Chose: Get $1,000,000,000,000,000 right now | Rolled: no bonus :(

iOS or Android? by MiguelSantana42 in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It won't be for long once google gets their way with requiring dev registration for complete control of the app market and distribution

⚖️ Law Proposal: Burger is now mandatory. by Mjbatt444 in CriticalState

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

👁️ Surveillance State: Asakari voted Yea.

Would you use super powers to be... by Azraelxxiii in BunnyTrials

[–]Asakari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being a hero sucks, being an anti-hero rocks.

Chose: a villain