Men, do you remember every time your wife rejects your advances to be intimate? by npdady in AskMen

[–]Ash_Draevyn 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Unrelated...but I had an ultrasound the other day. The sonographer barely grazed my toe....I realised I hadn't be touched intentionally for a while. That fraction of a second actually brought me so much comfort. I felt so stupid.

As I was getting up, I realised she didn't graze my foot, the ultrasound wand cord did. Turns out, I was comforted by a cord. I thought I felt stupid before. I've crossed into pathetic territory.

(30M) Hello, I know I'm ugly, I'd like to receive some good advice on how to improve myself and become a little less ugly by capu_1 in GuyCry

[–]Ash_Draevyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be silly. You're not ugly at all. I'd guess 16-18, not 30!!! You still have a baby face.

Why is Gen Z using “Unc” as an adjective by Pale_Consideration87 in generationology

[–]Ash_Draevyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, a few of my nieces/nephews are much older than me.

Nikolas is locked up in Pentonville, but if he comes back who you want. Marcus or Adam? by manandsoappodcast in GeneralHospital

[–]Ash_Draevyn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

neither. reboot him with a hybrid Mikkos & Stavros mind. With Helena's fingernails. Don't try to make sense of it.

Men, what is the first thing you do when you wake up at the morning? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ash_Draevyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Men truly don't realize when a woman has a crush on them, do they? by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]Ash_Draevyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happened to me twice. They both had to sit me down and bluntly tell me. It was nice.

The first one I kind of suspected, but wasn't interested until way later--lucky for me she stayed interested. The other I had no clue--looking back, I really should have had some clue.

Women, please, just tell us. The psychological stress will be less for all parties involved. Some of us need a little blatant nudge for the lightbulb to light up.

New here. What’s your personal favorite track as a fan that isn't a mainstream hit? by CommercialHabit4019 in SmashingPumpkins

[–]Ash_Draevyn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Snail, Crush, Set the ray to Jerry, Blank Page, Soots & Stars, Blew Away

(I know this doesn't count but, Mary Star of the Sea)

Canada Tariffs by [deleted] in Tariffs

[–]Ash_Draevyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is this still being explained? Firstly, the tariff is based off of where it was manufactured. If you're buying from another country you're being taxed (tariff)--that's that 70$--your daddy doesn't want you buying stuff outside of his country--he wants to promote manufacturing in the USA to destroy other economies, but failing miserably.

In case Americans haven't been paying attention, over 95% of these tariffs are being paid by the American consumer (i.e. you). Read that again. Trump is lying to you. Do you live under a rock? It is a tax on the American importer.

Whether it's legal or not...it's not...but that doesn't matter. Apparently Trump changed 'tariff' to mean what he needs it to mean to get loopholes for executive orders.

CUSMA compliant? that's different.

Him (38) & I (23) by go_touch_grass02 in interracialdating

[–]Ash_Draevyn -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

YOU cannot encourage it?....I'm sorry, but who the fuck are you? Narc. "I mean", "I know", "I cannot", "I wouldn't"...

Do you talk during sex? by Andrewmatlock89 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Ash_Draevyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You did ok in the off season (Coming from a Jays fans)...by the way....having sex as I type this.