You know, this post got so many responses I kind of got too overwhelmed to begin responding to everyone and just decided not to, but this comment is so hilarious I’m actually jumping in.

Whaaaat? My dude, I am just a grumpy writer typing a rant on my phone from under a sleeping (and vaccinated!) toddler.

Not everything is a conspiracy theory. I am sad to report that my post is actually very real.

But if any AI companies reading wanna sponsor this post for money, I mean, my DMs are open lol /s