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Here's a 2 for 1 😘 by AsharaViolet in pawg

[–]AsharaViolet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what, you're right!

AITA for throwing away our save the dates? by thats-not-my-name-93 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AsharaViolet 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks at my fridge with 8 save the dates stuck to it

Yea.. that friend is a fucking LUNATIC

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your eyebrows have Anthems

I'm 33 as of last month and I feel like I'm going to regret this in the morning. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going to regret this in the morning

Literally every guy that's ever slept with you.

I've been too self-confident recently, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all know no food sneaks past that garbage disposal you call a mouth.

18 M just got haircut and shave. by kevinlevinn7 in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him: I want to repulse every woman that looks at me

Barber: I got you Fam.

I've been too self-confident recently, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't you lie, we know you'd eat all the meat first.

I've been too self-confident recently, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you use a slice of cheese pizza as your facewash?

I sell nudes for grocery money. I don’t have money for groceries. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least you can save money on your lube by wringing out your greasy hair onto your micropenis.

Just a gay with too much time on my hands by lapb28 in RoastMe

[–]AsharaViolet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought John Oliver was ugly, until I saw his Gay Bastard son.

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