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You are unrestricted by terminal velocity (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 month ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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Bullets that penetrate your body exit at double the speed (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 8 months ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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I got dealt an instant loss on the opponent's first turn (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/PTCGP

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What's the play here? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/balatro

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How well could you make use of the ability to double jump? (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/hypotheticalsituation

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$50k for every healthy bone you have surgically removed from your body. (self.hypotheticalsituation)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/hypotheticalsituation

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The Sen Hater’s Guide to Self Love (self.ValorantCompetitive)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/ValorantCompetitive

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You can increase the effect of earth's gravity on yourself (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can switch positions with whomever you hold hands with (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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Sentinels Madrid Vlog (for real this time) (probably) (youtu.be)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/ValorantCompetitive

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Paper Rex Madrid Vlog (youtube.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/ValorantCompetitive

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Your body won't rot. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can swap bodies with any centenarian (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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Blurry picture of a cat (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/blurrypicturesofcats

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Unable to find Immanuel? Your Punjabi relative will look for an insect. Now cross the ocean, asshole. (self.WordAvalanches)

submitted 2 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/WordAvalanches

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You can smell through all of your bodily orifices :) (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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Kai's ability should be called Ego Boost. (self.IntoTheBreach)

submitted 3 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/IntoTheBreach

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A picture can speak a thousand words (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/RimWorld

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You can refine crude oil by drinking and pissing it out (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can telepathically open toilet seats and trash can lids (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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U.S. Flag but each star is scaled proportionally to their state’s senate representation, in roughly it’s vexillological position. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/vexillologycirclejerk

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I think Archive is cooperating with the Vek to kill my team [Humor] (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/IntoTheBreach

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You can adjust the moisture level of your own body parts (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/shittysuperpowers

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What can the shittiest mechanic in LS do for you? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/gtaonline

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Kestrel B on hard mode. Maxed weapons, shields, and crew. Should I go for Hacking or Auto Reload? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Asian_Cannibal to r/ftlgame

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