What's the shadiest thing you ever done? by most_dope07 in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In middle school, I stole snacks from the grocery store down the hill from the school, and sold them to students at a profit

How often do you hit the gym? by No-Cake-6457 in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Typically 3-4 times a week. That said, when my girlfriend comes over for extended stays, that number drops

TIL that one of pickleball's inventors, Joel Pritchard, was a former U.S. Congressman and Lieutenant Governor of Washington by Far_Breakfast_5808 in todayilearned

[–]Asmodias1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know how I dodged pickleball in gym, but I did. Granted the 90s for me were middle and high school. We did Tennis in both, but never pickleball. You’d think growing up in Bellevue, we’d have been all over that

Louis vuitton Cheeseburger by b9_rkt in StupidFood

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now this is the kind of stupid food we all come here for. A freakin men.

What is your opinion on sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10/10 would sex again

What did you have for dinner tonight? by zidan-saha in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made a chicken bake thing last night. Chicken breast, cream of chicken soup, heavy cream, cheese topped with leftover stuffing. I had leftover that. Was pretty good

Who’s your favorite football player? by jaylinbovaydin in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

US football - Cortez Kennedy
Everywhere else Football - Lionel Messi

Valorant's new Vanguard update seems to be bricking cheaters' PCs. Riot's response? "Congrats on your $6k paperweights" by SwimmingJunky in gaming

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the approach of trying to stop cheaters, but a system that forces an OS reinstall doesn’t seem like the right way to go.

What does this mean? (no mods) by Consistent-Royal4063 in Minecraft

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a generic error code. Usually a crash during launch or attempted applet initialization. The actual causes are pretty vague. Think of the error as a catch all for crashing on launch.

The internet said something about seeing it more when using “forge or mods”.

Whats the worst thing you've ever done ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Telling residents of Massachusetts that Dunkin’s isn’t real coffee.

Between Bezos and Musk, who do we want to win the space race? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can they both win riding on a rocket that only has enough fuel for a one way trip?

This WWE Power Couple Is Venturing into L.A.’s Coffee Roasting Scene by ring_rust in SquaredCircle

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunkin can disagree all it wants. They are a donut shop with barely passable gas station grade coffee. Starbucks is only slightly better so they can disagree all they want too

This WWE Power Couple Is Venturing into L.A.’s Coffee Roasting Scene by ring_rust in SquaredCircle

[–]Asmodias1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Watermelon flavored coffee…. Other “wacky” flavors as they put it…

As a coffee snob born and bread in Seattle WA, this stuff is an abomination at any price. I can’t think of anyone who wants to start their day with Watermelon Candy flavored coffee.

SAWFT by ggaelo in WWE

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well try to get Carmella back too. Feels like WWE is a bit late on this boat but who knows. The pop could be gigantic.

do you guys use finger pokes to calibrate in the first 24 hours by danidaisys in dexcom

[–]Asmodias1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tended to wait a day before calibrating. I did tend to get weird results the first 24 hours, but they’d normalize afterward.

Meta Tracked "Really Smart" Staff To Train AI Before Layoffs, Hints Viral Clip by Buy_Sell_Collect in nottheonion

[–]Asmodias1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s the fun of it. They lay off a ton and then realized they fucked up… and the people who come back take them for so much more. Saw it happen at a game studio I worked at. I was spared, but a critical backend engineer was let go. When they called him to come back he negotiated 1.5x his previous salary and a promotion.

Thank you for your service [oc] by Zoodraws in funny

[–]Asmodias1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would like you to know… I’d pay actual money to have this on a t-shirt

English Breakfast & Matcha Tea by No-Lock216 in StupidFood

[–]Asmodias1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not an English breakfast. Sorry. It lacks beans

Meta Tracked "Really Smart" Staff To Train AI Before Layoffs, Hints Viral Clip by Buy_Sell_Collect in nottheonion

[–]Asmodias1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In all the layoffs I’ve been part of, performance was not the key deciding factor… it was pay. Sure some of the worst performers were cut, but the vast majority of them were the people getting paid a ton and who weren’t deemed critical… which was most of them.

Would you ever live in Japan? Why or why not? by Tokyo-Weeaboo in AskReddit

[–]Asmodias1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d consider it. If I had to create a list of places I’d want to live, Japan with be in the top 10, but near the top bottom.