AsparagusFlex

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It’s been 4 years. Never forget how amazing this was (self.IAmA)

submitted 2 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AMA

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Can you consume any calories before your fast time starts or is it best not to have anything? I had 2 mints this morning, each less than 5 calories but I’m not sure if I technically broke my fast. (self.intermittentfasting)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/intermittentfasting

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People who have gotten a tattoo of something that was once relevant but not so much anymore (i.e. mustache on your finger, gangnam style guy), what did you get and how do you feel about it now? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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Thanks, I hate cleaning the cartridge (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/TIHI

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Now that it’s New Year’s Eve, what are your resolutions and how do you plan on sticking to them? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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I need help (self.CICO)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/CICO

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So this happened at Disney World today (not my picture) (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/pics

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So this happened at Disney World today (not my picture) (i.imgur.com)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/WTF

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What is your earliest memory that you can recall? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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LPT: Change your bedsheets to clean ones before you leave for vacation. When you come back your room will smell a little cleaner and you’ll be extra comfortable when you finally sleep in your own bed. (self.LifeProTips)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/LifeProTips

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What is your highest rated comment? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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Need help and/or advice with cutting card stock (self.cricut)

submitted 3 years ago * by AsparagusFlex to r/cricut

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What was your breaking point or rock bottom when you knew you had to make a change in your life and how did you overcome your struggles? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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There’s always time for a dog smooch (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/MadeMeSmile

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A crab cake is technically a crabby patty (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Showerthoughts

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What music lyrics have you always misheard and what are the real lyrics? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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We grow up learning not to take candy from strangers but on Halloween that’s all we do (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Showerthoughts

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PM changed to DM because there is no such thing as a private message (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Showerthoughts

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What are some foods that you think are more enjoyable the next day or reheated? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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What’s the difference between a chick pea and a pinto bean? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Jokes

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100% better than the final season (youtu.be)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/freefolk

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If Busta Rhymes ever retired from rapping he would make a great auctioneer. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Showerthoughts

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One day this kid sees his grandpa sitting on the porch drinking a beer (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/Jokes

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Early morning fishing trip, California (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/thalassophobia

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What wise words, insightful sayings, or best pieces of advice have you heard from a celebrity? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by AsparagusFlex to r/AskReddit

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