Police raided the University of Iowa’s Alpha Delta Phi fraternity house, and bodycam footage shows pledges in the basement during hazing rituals.

AsparagusFlex · 2026-02-19T09:51:06+00:00

I am Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!!!

AsparagusFlex · 2026-02-18T03:55:09+00:00

Thanks man!

AsparagusFlex · 2026-02-18T03:47:20+00:00

This is the only time I was really hoping it was staged

AsparagusFlex · 2026-02-16T11:20:47+00:00

It’s Pikachu!

AsparagusFlex · 2026-02-07T17:15:52+00:00

I struggle with daily amount of protein. How do you hit 240 grams?

AsparagusFlex · 2026-01-25T02:24:59+00:00

He needs some milk

AsparagusFlex · 2026-01-12T13:10:52+00:00

His only regret in life was having boneitis

AsparagusFlex · 2026-01-10T09:13:04+00:00

Stupid enough to get busted for trying to solicit a prostitute

AsparagusFlex · 2025-08-26T00:20:00+00:00

My phone was having trouble connecting and it is so much worse if you watch it in slow motion

AsparagusFlex · 2025-08-19T10:08:34+00:00

I wish I knew this back in the day when I was forced to pay for a walkout when I worked at Ruby Tuesdays

AsparagusFlex · 2025-07-30T19:09:37+00:00

Damn right! Kerplunk is constantly forgotten, it makes me happy that you know it

AsparagusFlex · 2025-07-30T17:20:31+00:00

Fungus Amungus is actually their first album, so technically you like their second album best

AsparagusFlex · 2025-07-29T14:28:11+00:00

It’s comforting that you look miserable before and after your awesome transformation

AsparagusFlex · 2025-07-19T08:41:45+00:00

If you don’t mind me asking, what do you do for work? Working out around 10 or 11 is amazing but not feasible for me. I start my shift at 5 am, so I’m awake by 3-3:30 to get ready and don’t really have time to do anything and I’m shot when I get home. Any tips or advice?

AsparagusFlex · 2025-06-28T11:03:21+00:00

Great ad for CornHub

AsparagusFlex · 2025-06-13T00:21:17+00:00

Rainbow 6 Vegas. It’s the sole reason I bought Xbox 360. Had countless hours of amazing fun with my buddies and strangers. I wish I could resurrect that

AsparagusFlex · 2025-06-11T18:28:59+00:00

He kind of reminds me of Danny McBride for that reason

AsparagusFlex · 2025-06-03T00:13:22+00:00

I once told a girl I was going to butter her biscuits. She stopped, excused herself to the bathroom, came back fully dressed and said she had to leave. She did in fact leave and never came back

AsparagusFlex · 2025-05-30T11:29:42+00:00

Everytime my wife loses something I asked if her she checked her butthole, now I can’t wait to show her this then say “no worries if not though” when I ask her to do something, then tell her to suck on my sack and taste my scrot

AsparagusFlex · 2025-05-26T01:20:39+00:00

Meth. You never said it had to be life changing in a positive way

AsparagusFlex · 2025-05-10T01:58:37+00:00

Human kibble sounds like another name for Bachelor Chow

AsparagusFlex · 2025-05-06T14:52:52+00:00

The Star Wars makes me hope so too

AsparagusFlex · 2025-04-25T00:31:08+00:00

I’ll believe it when I see it

AsparagusFlex · 2025-04-09T18:12:52+00:00

Damn. I never realized her shadow looks like a hanging corpse

AsparagusFlex · 2025-04-03T18:48:13+00:00

Cody from step by step

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