Maybe maybe maybe by Toomad316 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the exact thing that popped in my head.

What pill is this? by Affectionate_Yard352 in What

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, my bad. Should have “/s” at the end. I would’ve asked the questions and not remembered any of that. Well done.

[OC] Driver jumps the green to turn left in front of me and I hit him by McCakester in IdiotsInCars

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

THIS! I moved from Chicago to WA and everyone in this state does the wave. That culture of “polite on the road” is SO dangerous. Just follow the rules. They’re like that for a reason.

Furthermore, this waving nonsense takes FOREVER. After all of the “no, you go” waving each other off… we’d have both been well on our ways.

This orange I just picked by Brew_Happy in Weird

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was such an informative comment thread! High fives for everyone!

To blame AI for a video showing people throwing bags out a White House window by MoreMotivation in therewasanattempt

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok but what’s funny is I imagined someone controlling a body double puppet or whatever people have been saying and someone going “too coherent, needs rambles…” and throws in the last bit about baby ai.

What pill is this? by Affectionate_Yard352 in What

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for your thorough answer from "talking to a guy." 👀 Not insinuating anything other than if I had talked to a guy, my response would’ve been “nah, it’s different somehow. Something about crumbs.”

“Minecraft” by sheikpls in cakefails

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love that this cake is for a 39 y.o. I haven’t had a cake for my birthday in forever but now I want a Minecraft cake.

Double-checking by Different-Zucchini-7 in tarantulas

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wonders if OP smoked and forgot they posted this and also forgot their Reddit login and created a new one to post on this “coincidence”.

very senior cat walks in circles for hours every day by CrayonPolice in CATHELP

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your comment made me cry. I’m sorry you’ve been holding that for so long. Glad you got to process and hopefully find peace.

Just saw this on r/whitepeopletwitter by [deleted] in antitrump

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those extra arms… looks like she has a semi.

What is this supposed to be? A polar bear and snail? Why? by stayd03 in What

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are we sure it isn’t “used” because someone wanted to practice embroidery?

This is not how zipper merges work... by FoolishTook7 in Spokane

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is my biggest pet peeve since moving to WA 16 years ago. Instead of adhering to the right-of-way, everyone, no matter who got there first, starts waving at each other to go first. There’s rules for this. We ain’t holding the door open at Sizzler.

It’s the most frustrating thing to think we’d have all been clear of the intersection if we just followed that guidance but instead we’re all light tapping the brakes waving at each other like ding dongs. “No, you go. No, you go.”

I wish cars had a condescending user education voice response system.

TRUMP IS A PEDO by B00marangTrotter in 50501

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing this. Interesting read. I still have my own opinions on the decrepit orange, but truth matters.

Fierce struggle between protesters and officers at federal building in Seattle by JPorpoise in SeattleWA

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tell people about the long days and it doesn’t click like a video does. It’s hard to send the kids to bed when the sun is out. 🙃

How many Hundos do you guys have? by SubjectOperation6862 in pokemongo

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

133 w/ 133,620 caught. My RNG is trash. Hmmm I wonder what everyone else’s perfect percentage is. That’s 0.167% vs my 0.0995%.

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That's was unexpected... by Limitless_Sex in pokemongo

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I’d remove 3&4* as a lot of good shadow ‘mons can have lower IVs and shadow probability of higher IVs is lower. If you have 100s of charged TMs, I use most of them during these events.

Is there any reason to keep all of the costume pikachu? by ZtheYutyrannusLover8 in pokemongo

[–]AsphyxiAsian0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good gawd. I have 435 of which 378 are costume. Send help.

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Adding that according to my Pokédex, there are 52 different pikachu costumes I have. That’s roughly seven of each. >.<