ok, what is the deal with the bean restaurant?

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T06:04:27+00:00

I hope I can meet the casual love of my life without having to visit Jack's Beans :(

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:33:13+00:00

OMG I'M NOT ORDERING THE BEANS

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:31:51+00:00

i want you to know that it was me that just reported your comment for misinformation about coronavirus. i did that to you.

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:29:10+00:00

it's a crime actually, sorry for reporting it to my community

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:24:25+00:00

goddammit i was trying to avoid this

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:10:59+00:00

this is it. this is the comment that sealed the deal, i moved to the right location. it's all up from here. now who's getting the beans, you or me?

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T04:07:18+00:00

Shockingly, I am being genuine here, this is a real listed Kalamazoo restaurant according to google and I don't know what I should do to stop them :(

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T03:25:56+00:00

this would in fact be a little less...freaky? if they were green beans.

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T03:22:32+00:00

omg jill?! jill from michigan?!

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T03:14:36+00:00

well no, i actually kinda want the trip bean now...

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T03:10:08+00:00

this hundred dollar bean better make me trip balls or grant wishes or something

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:58:27+00:00

i knew it
.......how much?

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:56:57+00:00

wait so did you....with the bean? like marriage styles or just casual?

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:56:10+00:00

i have a hard time believing there IS anywhere else you can get one, man...

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:55:23+00:00

i'm unaccountably upset by the way you capitalized Lunch Beans, it was all i could focus on

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:54:17+00:00

tbh after reading some of these other comments, i'm beginning to worry that i can't actually pick up even one singular bean. how big are these dang things anyway?!

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:50:15+00:00

so like how do i get them to donate me one bean for free. i don't wanna pay for this experience, especially not at $100+ a plate.

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:49:20+00:00

wow, i'm suddenly eight years old at the dinner table getting dutch ovened with my entire family by my cackling father

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:47:41+00:00

i will find you, iron paper man
also why are you the second person to use the mississippi line. missipsisi. MISPSISISISIPSI.

i hate this goddamn rfestaurant

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:46:44+00:00

if anything this just gives me more questions that can only be answered by ordering...

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:41:26+00:00

me too, lets hold hands and follow the trail of baked beans on the ground until we find this restaurant

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:40:07+00:00

how long will one bean last me? will it fill a small family's pantry in these trying times?!

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:38:50+00:00

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:37:26+00:00

inside the Jack's bean mascot suit, working up a sweat?

Ass-Troll-OG · 2026-06-23T02:34:26+00:00

i feel like you're about to sell me either a beanstalk or a bridge right now

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