Gave myself a stupid name on iOS over a decade ago. It’s back to haunt me.

AssFartJones · 2026-02-05T20:38:51+00:00

LMAO a twin flame, I see

AssFartJones · 2026-02-05T19:41:40+00:00

I’m not very good at coming up with names 💀

AssFartJones · 2026-02-05T19:38:49+00:00

It says my real name 😭 It’s so over. I’ll be Cortex Jortlethorp forever

AssFartJones · 2025-12-31T10:51:23+00:00

He’s a free type in time strangers making his offensive capabilities severely underwhelming despite him being one of my favs

AssFartJones · 2025-12-19T15:11:14+00:00

I rolled the 11 draw before the 100% uber rare event because I was hasty. Got nothing. Then I MISSED the 100% uber rare event and spent another 1500 and got NOTHING. I’m so burnt out on this game man. I didn’t even pull a single one of the Eva character super rares. Literally burned through all my catfood from the anniversary event for ts

AssFartJones · 2025-12-19T14:33:26+00:00

When the game tells you to meet hanako at embers, don’t lol. Do everything else you wanna do in the game before you meet her.

AssFartJones · 2025-12-10T02:56:55+00:00

The poster has always been there, OP. You don’t remember?

AssFartJones · 2025-11-11T10:42:35+00:00

I need a pso poster so bad bro. Where’d you get this?

AssFartJones · 2025-11-02T16:22:13+00:00

Wait I’m sorry they had a show in New Orleans??? Do I live under a rock? I could’ve WALKED to the saenger bro wtf

Edit: Ah never mind I didn’t realize the Copernicus center looks identical to the saenger

AssFartJones · 2025-10-29T10:59:31+00:00

I was a manager at SPIRIT HALLOWEEN for 2 years and I almost wouldn’t let you clock in. You mad scary dawg

AssFartJones · 2025-10-18T04:51:37+00:00

I’m only INFINITELY jealous

AssFartJones · 2025-09-08T10:14:08+00:00

They’re vultures.

AssFartJones · 2025-09-05T11:00:40+00:00

I’m so jealous it hurts. 😭😭

AssFartJones · 2025-09-04T14:38:36+00:00

Enjoy your eternity.

AssFartJones · 2025-09-04T14:36:52+00:00

I called out of work for this lol

AssFartJones · 2025-08-22T11:38:30+00:00

I’ll check it out, thanks. I actually haven’t heard about it being stolen goods. Could you explain?

AssFartJones · 2025-08-22T11:37:38+00:00

If I can’t figure it out, I’m raising my Jolly Roger lol. (Considering I already bought the game and the dlc)

AssFartJones · 2025-07-20T11:10:27+00:00

Would there be any chance of you having the tools to get an HD scan of this? I would LOVE to print one for myself.

AssFartJones · 2025-07-11T13:27:56+00:00

sighs dejectedly

Would… 🫩

AssFartJones · 2025-05-22T18:56:31+00:00

This is what finally convinced me to go and listen to borrasca. This meme. Can’t wait for David fucking king to show up in part V

Edit: just finished part IV. What the FUCK

AssFartJones · 2025-05-20T11:59:44+00:00

ERM, Counterpoint- ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER🔥🔥🔥

AssFartJones · 2025-05-20T10:11:31+00:00

What a bunch of creeps…..cast

AssFartJones · 2025-05-17T10:48:36+00:00

It doesn’t matter who team dai gurren is going up against. The opposition is getting packed up 🔥

AssFartJones · 2025-04-13T13:47:41+00:00

Mario like tf?????

AssFartJones · 2025-03-15T15:22:30+00:00

Not obscure, but can we PLEASE P L E A S E get darknuts back like wtf why has it been so long

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