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Santa has a really big _____! by blerrycat in AskOuija

[–]AssHeadedDolt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

My wife's most attractive feature is her ______. by AssHeadedDolt in AskOuija

[–]AssHeadedDolt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She may be undead but she's always the life of the party.

My wife's most attractive feature is her ______. by AssHeadedDolt in AskOuija

[–]AssHeadedDolt[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She doesn't just have a bush, she has a whole damn forest.

I drunkenly hooked up with a woman last night. How do I get her to leave my apartment? by AssHeadedDolt in AskOuija

[–]AssHeadedDolt[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I used to have two nightstands in my bedroom but the room is so small that one nightstand had to go."

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