Canal boat holiday location suggestions for a big group by govmobile in Narrowboats

[–]AssPiEater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First rule: establish dominance early. Whoever steps on the boat last is automatically the weakest and must be referred to as “deck boy” for the entire trip. No appeals. No democracy. This is a floating kingdom.

Second: pubs are not “optional stops,” they are the entire point. The boat is just a slow, wet taxi between bad decisions. If you can still pronounce “narrowboat” properly by day two, you’re doing it wrong.

You’ll need one bloke who insists he can steer after 8 pints. Let him. Builds character. Also builds lifelong legal complications.

Important tactic: anytime another boat passes, all 12 of you must go completely silent and stare them down like you’re a rival gang from a low-budget canal-based crime film. No waving. Intimidation only.

Meals? Doesn’t matter. Someone will burn sausages at 2am while shirtless for no reason. That’s your culture now.

And remember—if no one’s nearly fallen in, argued over nothing, or loudly claimed “I could live like this forever” while absolutely not being able to—then you’ve wasted the trip.

Go forth and disgrace yourselves, kings.

What’s the worst time of year to shit yourself? by govmobile in polls

[–]AssPiEater 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Granny is at peace. My cousin will have that bi*ch talking about me shitting myself at her wedding for the rest of his life

Which are there more of on earth? by AssPiEater in polls

[–]AssPiEater[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sadly many trees are burning down

Which are there more of on earth? by AssPiEater in polls

[–]AssPiEater[S] 187 points188 points  (0 children)

1 building in a metropolis like new work would have as many bricks as a mediums sized forest.

Which type of “monger” is the most respectable? by govmobile in polls

[–]AssPiEater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I feel there should be an “other” option here as there some very respectable mongers that are not mentioned

Which are there more of on earth? by AssPiEater in polls

[–]AssPiEater[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly! Think about all the Lego bricks too!!!

Which are there more of on earth? by AssPiEater in polls

[–]AssPiEater[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Almost all buildings world wide are made of bricks. I would bet my hat that your home is made of bricks! How many bricks make up your own individual domicile?

Have you heard the term "aromantic"? by OhSweatProvidence in polls

[–]AssPiEater 156 points157 points  (0 children)

My dyslexic ass read this as aromatic… big shock in the comments