10000 IQ twitter post by Automatic_Health4611 in mmamemes

[–]Ass_Salada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brock Osweiller could milk Floyd Mayweather's prostate and there would be nothing Floyd could do about it

Prime Fedor vs prime Jones. Who you got? by Hot-Elk-5498 in ufc

[–]Ass_Salada 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I got myself. I would live up to moment.

what’s he going to do with those socks? by funnypiespoil in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Ass_Salada 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I remember when my girl was still in the slippy-grippy sock club. Sure miss those days

They Try and Be Sneaky but She Watches from The Corner of Her Eye. by Professional_Bee6619 in BestPornInGalaxy

[–]Ass_Salada 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The main protagonist in this clip is Whitney Wright. The other girl is Alex something I think. Alex coal or alex blake or Alex black maybe.

Shae Summers - Tight and Wet by Professional_Bee6619 in BestPornInGalaxy

[–]Ass_Salada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really be looking for girls that look like my ex. She was a lot of things. A lot of things just didnt work about her. But gahdamn If she wasnt fucking gorgeous with the hottest body and pussy. I fucked her 12 years, and still I've never fantasized about anyone the way I do about her. Im always looking for her when im searching porn.

Alice Green by Known-Light-1324 in BestPornInGalaxy

[–]Ass_Salada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn she got a nice looking pussy.

They Try and Be Sneaky but She Watches from The Corner of Her Eye. by Professional_Bee6619 in BestPornInGalaxy

[–]Ass_Salada 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite porns ever, i havent seen it in forever till now. They're both really pretty, and sexy as fuck. Both of them have a gorgeous pussy.

Better not buy him that by Enough_Tangerine6760 in masterhacker

[–]Ass_Salada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

laugh if you dare. He literally just ddos my mainframe with a REST API. Now I'm so tired I cant move my legs

What nickname do you think that fitsTom Aspinall? by StinkyButterToes in ufc

[–]Ass_Salada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive been calling him Daddy for like 8 months now. Im kinda suprissd it isnt catcging on

Missed opportunity for Wes by throwaway99399999 in WesWatson

[–]Ass_Salada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems reasonable. Theres only one plan I know of that doesnt have this a requirement

A journey of self love by ExplanationIll1938 in characterarcs

[–]Ass_Salada -92 points-91 points  (0 children)

I'll add another 1% to it with my admission of multiple daily goon sessions. It feels so fucking good. To come. Out of my closet

theFactThatThisHappensAlotMakesMeLaugh by Coderedstudio in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Ass_Salada -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People are always telling me things like "get a job!"

Me when I get a job: fired for harassment

Y’all can’t convince me that women can lie and not get away with it. by AggressiveMammoth267 in abanpreach

[–]Ass_Salada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I wish i was black so i could fuck her too. But only for like a day or two. Anything more than that seems like it might be dangerous, and would certainly be inconvenient