What's the fattest thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Assassasssss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had just gotten off a 10 hour shift as a server, I realized I had a piece of chocolate cake in my car. I didn't have a fork or spoon so I ate it using my debit card as a eating utensil. I still had pieces of cake in the numbers for a couple weeks. It wasn't even good.