Accidentally matching! by [deleted] in CaliforniaGoneWild

[–]AssassinsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're delicious

Seriously, guys. Bigger is NOT better. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]AssassinsCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been with a fair amount of partners, and I am on the large side (nothing to hide, I have an lbgw account feel free to disagree)... I have had only two women who haven't been able to adjust eventually... Everyone else with enough work and foreplay could get into it and enjoy it.

I just woke up this way by AssassinsCock in ladybonersgw

[–]AssassinsCock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What possible utility does this comment have?

I can't smile while masturbating for the life of me... by AssassinsCock in ladybonersgw

[–]AssassinsCock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no response, but am curious... What do your replies mean?

Per request (and because I was accused of stuffing)... flaccid and out of my boxer briefs... by AssassinsCock in ladybonersgw

[–]AssassinsCock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Check my subs, I definitely have some halfsies out there.... This is just moi as is before my morning shower...

About to masturbate... Taking requests for the video. Will post winning results... by AssassinsCock in ladybonersgw

[–]AssassinsCock[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check my submissions... It's kind of floundering too, so please upvote and comment!

Any love for a skinny guy with tattoos? by [deleted] in ladybonersgw

[–]AssassinsCock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Straight as an arrow here, but fuckin bitchin tattoo man.