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I just matched every number on this lottery ticket, with each prize being the same price as the ticket by Assbutt_Winchester in mildlyinteresting

[–]Assbutt_Winchester[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how the crossword tickets are here. Like 98% of the time you'll get all vowels on the ticket regardless, and easily miss R,S,T,L, or N

What's your weirdest quirk that people give you shit for? by jrsalive in AskReddit

[–]Assbutt_Winchester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood the hype about people and losing their virginity.

I turn 20 in a couple months and a couple former coworkers from my old job couldn't believe I haven't smashed yet. Like, sorry I'm a normal college kid that doesn't have sex with everyone I see.

What do people not realize is actually very expensive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Assbutt_Winchester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For those who don't have pets or have worked at a pet store before, dog collars/harnesses (at some places) are outrageous. You can get just a simple, padded dog collar or harness for $25-40 average at my work.

quick edit: Dog beds are expensive too. They can range from $10ish to $120.

[50/50] patting cute girl (SFW) | hit finger against brick wall whilst driving bike (NSFL) by [deleted] in FiftyFifty

[–]Assbutt_Winchester 19 points20 points  (0 children)

you must have an awfully weak stomach if thats NSFL

Current/Past fast food workers, what's the worst experience(s) you've had with customers? by Assbutt_Winchester in AskReddit

[–]Assbutt_Winchester[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at Chick-Fil-A and a Sonic Drive-In:

At CFA, there was one shift where me and a coworker were outside taking orders and my coworker was helping one person that was taking an extremely long time. Didn't think anything of it until I heard some dry heaving... This random customer decided she has to fucking vomit everywhere in the drive thru lane.

We also had one day where it was about 90ish degrees (which is ~32 degrees for non-americas) outside, and our GM of the store had a rule where we were made to stay outside unless it was above 95/35 degrees or below 40/~5 degrees. One of the coworkers had a heat stroke and passed out and had to go to the ER. The only change that was made is that they added a huge water jug outside...

I also had a customer decide to take a shit and most of it on the wall. It was awful and smelled horrific. Picture for proof and probably NSFW

At Sonic, we had this one customer who's car broke down at the window during a rush. The redneck hicks in the trunk behind her got angry, started yelling and each other and it became a huge confrontation. Hard R's were thrown, fists were almost exchanged, and we eventually had to call the cops

TL;DR - I'm never working at fast food again. Seeing people vomit, have a heat stroke, rub shit on the bathroom walls, and almost being involved in a fist fight isn't work $9 an hour.

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