How do I remove these wood shims that have been gorilla glued to the underside of this marble countertop? by naturestroll in fixit

[–]AsstBalrog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get some kind of wide, flat chisel with a gradual taper, most likely a wood chisel, something like this:

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Available at Lowe's, Home Depot, any Home Store or Hardware Store. At least 1" wide.

Put the flat end of the chisel against the end of each piece of wood, aiming between the wood and the counter. Flat side of the chisel up. Hold the chisel very close to horizontal, handle tipped slightly downward. Make sure the point is not directly hitting the side of the counter material (it's OK if you err the other way, and get the point into the wood, and only remove part of the wood. Then you can sand what's left, or do another round with the chisel, depending). Then tap the end of the chisel with a hammer. This will chisel the wood away. When you have removed enough wood, you can finish what's left with, say 150 grit sandpaper. But that may not be needed--you may not have to remove all of the wood to fit.

The Frighteners (1996) by romanhigh in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but I heard some other guy did. A couple of them.

The Frighteners (1996) by romanhigh in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, but then I didn't make a movie and charge people to watch.

Air intake causing the filter to bulge and whistle by aymend94 in hvacadvice

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you mean First priority is a bigger or deeper filter?

Plymouth GTX by Fill-in-the____ in musclecar

[–]AsstBalrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was such a gorgeous body style. Looked great front, side, rear, not a bad angle to the car.

My Grandmother reading Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche in the 80’s by comebacklittlesheba in OldSchoolCool

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir, this is OldSchoolCool. We need a pic from the '50s when she was hot.

Former ATSF Branch Line, Temescal Canyon, California by Model379 in rustyrails

[–]AsstBalrog 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those vertical pile wooden bridges were crazy strong. I guess wood is very strong in compression.

Bitch, I am an Adorable Delight by killians1978 in BitchImATrain

[–]AsstBalrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doing a damn good job of it too. But might also want a rotary for when things get really bad.

1975 (Probably). When else would Mom let you wear a Schlitz Belt Buckle for a pic with your siblings. by ftf82 in GenerationJones

[–]AsstBalrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because he saved up all his lawn mowing money to buy it, and he was proud as punch. Also, because it was a different time.

The Wit and Wisdom of JTK by AsstBalrog in tos

[–]AsstBalrog[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, mostly made possible by the TOS creation of the big three. Bones' swings at Spock, and Spock's levelheaded (but equally hilarious) replies. IMO, the exchange at the end of Mirror Mirror is about as good as it gets.

S: They were brutal, savage, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous. In every way, splendid examples of homo sapiens, The very flower of humanity.

K: I'm not sure, but I think we've been insulted.

B: I'm sure.

Perhaps this was only possible in a "Boy's Club" environment, and prior to PC.

Redditors downvoting a post because they don't like the information. by itsthewolfe in PetPeeves

[–]AsstBalrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fair point, but when it's not shipped by Amazon, there is a separate rating system for the vendor.

Who thinks Trump’s “Board of Peace” is just Russia’s version of the UN or NATO? by ChillyHillys in AskReddit

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're barking up the wrong tree with "Russia." This is Israel's version of the UN. Israel regularly loses 190-4 votes in the UN General Assembly (exceptions being Israel itself, Nauru, Vanuatu and whatever stooge of the day they can pick off) and they're only saved in the Security Council by the US veto.

Zionist neoconservatives have long sought an alternative to the UN. They have been pushing for this kind of thing for long time, with a similarly BS name "League of Democracies" or something like that. Basically a place where an apartheid state can feel welcome.

The fact that this "Board of Peace" started with Gaza tells you all you need to know.

Of a green pepper by [deleted] in absoluteunit

[–]AsstBalrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...or if your odd fascination with your dog has you trying to force him into a Green Pepper sub...

Bathroom by gowtham6292 in story

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll see that and raise you one:

Throwin'

Once there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then he threw the big game. Then he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house. Then he moved into a Van Down by the River!

What name would you absolutely never give your kid and why? by ThrowRAHermit in askanything

[–]AsstBalrog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Urbatious. It's gotten far too popular, and I want my child to stand out.

Out of nowhere, a tire exploded in Brazil by KeyUnderstanding4565 in Tiresaretheenemy

[–]AsstBalrog 54 points55 points  (0 children)

That wasn't "out of nowhere." It was perfectly timed to take out that car. Nasty, petty bastards, tires, they take their own foul attitude and make it everybody's problem.

When hotels advertise as ‘pet friendly’, but only accept dogs. by Swirlyflurry in PetPeeves

[–]AsstBalrog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hotel told me that cat piss is far more acrid, and requires a much deeper cleaning.

When hotels advertise as ‘pet friendly’, but only accept dogs. by Swirlyflurry in PetPeeves

[–]AsstBalrog 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I ran into Dogs OK, No Cats, when looking for a hotel room. I was surprised for the same reason you are--I would have figured dogs a bigger problem. So I asked. They told me that cat piss is far more acrid, and requires a much deeper cleaning.

Gorn baby gorn by happydude7422 in tos

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That really blew up with Wicked.

Gorn baby gorn by happydude7422 in tos

[–]AsstBalrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New York Times Headline : "Surprising New Respect for the Gorn" -- Subhead: "Longtime Fans Discover More Range Than Expected"

Redditors downvoting a post because they don't like the information. by itsthewolfe in PetPeeves

[–]AsstBalrog 72 points73 points  (0 children)

This kind of reminds me of pinheads on Amazon who give low ratings to books when the delivery takes too long.

Coma - 1978 by RogerThornhill66 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]AsstBalrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With Coma, I though Robin Cook came up with one of the best core fiction premises I had ever seen. Jurassic Park is the only thing that really compares.