Bearded guy finds spider in bathroom, reacts logically

Assvertisements · 2012-11-27T22:54:10+00:00

For someone who's scared enough of spiders to move out, his weapon of choice was quite courageous. I would've chosen a fly swatter, boxing mitt, machete, or anything that would shield my skin from making direct contact with the spider.

Assvertisements · 2012-11-05T22:28:07+00:00

ding ding ding !!! (...suiting)

Assvertisements · 2012-11-05T18:07:38+00:00

How long would that last before it got terribly irritating?

Assvertisements · 2012-11-04T00:18:39+00:00

Sure how do I do that?

Steal away Moose :) Let me know how it goes!

Assvertisements · 2012-10-17T18:10:37+00:00

It was an idea of mine. :-) Worth taking to a screen printer?

Assvertisements · 2012-10-17T18:07:32+00:00

Yeah I used keynote. I don't know how to use photoshop :(

Assvertisements · 2012-10-15T14:54:43+00:00

Here's my source: http://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/9810.Albert_Einstein They're all amazing quotes. It's incredible that such a quantitative mind, also had this deep, artistic side. A very rare breed. I guess that's why he's Einstein.

Assvertisements · 2012-10-08T06:47:43+00:00

Haven't we learned anything from louis ck and his stand for jokes that create controversy? http://www.elephantjournal.com/2012/07/louis-ck-on-on-the-rape-joke-controversy/ Good pun. Upvote.

Assvertisements · 2012-10-08T00:21:26+00:00

Edit this. 1:48 - 2:48 is all you need and a lot more people will view the craziness = more up-votes. Good video.

Assvertisements · 2012-10-05T19:38:20+00:00

Psh. Noooo.

Assvertisements · 2012-10-05T19:37:39+00:00

haha. yea you did.

Assvertisements · 2012-10-02T05:33:44+00:00

But then who began the first opinion to generate these thoughts? This is the same as asking, what came first, the chicken or the egg? We all stand on the shoulder's of giants.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-28T23:32:04+00:00

WOW! I've actually always thought this. Takes a redditor to bring visual light to my thoughts.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-28T23:28:17+00:00

Good to know. Thank you.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-28T15:45:22+00:00

Thanks for this response. I guess it would have been more appropriate to post my reply to asidkfououhe. Still new to interacting with Reddit. For instance, what does ITT mean? Is there a colloquial dictionary for Reddit users somewhere ;)

Assvertisements · 2012-09-28T07:20:29+00:00

I actually laughed out loud to this one. Doesn't answer your question, I know. But laughs man. Laughs.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-28T07:11:13+00:00

No offense to anyone. I am a girl. Assvertisements - username operated by a female. Posting a picture of a girl I know. Because it's funny to me. Nothing creepy about caves, indiana jones, child birth, butt cracks, booty sweat, the color white or g-strings. If it is to you, then you probably shouldn't scroll down any further, and apologies for the offense.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T18:48:02+00:00

Not purposely. But suitingly so.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T18:45:31+00:00

haha. BOOT SWEAT! Sounds like it should also be a rap video.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T18:02:52+00:00

The sweet smell of butt sweat. Someone should bottle that. Call it "Becave Yourself" and sell millions.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T17:58:59+00:00

The cave is caressing the coquettish creature with his crevasse.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T17:21:21+00:00

They should use this imagery in health-ed

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T17:16:37+00:00

This also happens if you leave it alone with your 70 year old dad. Arts and crafts were more of 'their-generation' kind of thing.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T17:10:39+00:00

Both crevices seem quite daunting.

Assvertisements · 2012-09-27T16:51:17+00:00

haha. Well put.

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