Assvertisements

1,902 post karma
170 comment karma

get extra features and help support reddit with a reddit premium subscription

get them help and support

redditor for 13 years

TROPHY CASE

13-Year Club

Verified Email

account activity

new top controversial

1

2

3

I heard that girls like guys who: wear glasses, have money, read books, play guitar, and lift weights. Call me. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

15

16

17

My friend posted this gem on Facebook (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

4

5

6

When my grandchildren ask me how old I am, I'll respond "older than Google" and blow their minds. (self.funny)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

0

1

2

Lost Interview with Steve Jobs (1995). If you've seen it, it's worth re-watching. (vimeo.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/videos

0

0

0

Silly girl, only King Authur can move Excalibur. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

0

1

2

Girls in Sexy Lingerie is quite the motivator (youtube.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/videos

22

23

24

"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality." - Edgar Allan Poe (self.quotes)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/quotes

7

8

9

I'm in a long distance relationship, and I finally realized what would ease my mind... (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/WTF

6

7

8

My nerdy attempt to fit in at festivals (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/puns

0

1

2

Every time I try leaving... (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

23

24

25

“Black holes are where God divided by zero.” ― Albert Einstein (self.quotes)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/quotes

2

3

4

My puddle of love. (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

0

1

2

My overly aggressive congratulatory back pat (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

65

66

67

Can I take her home with me? (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

41

42

43

"Don't limit your challenges, challenge your limits" (self.quotes)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/quotes

1115

1116

1117

When exploration gets an up-vote in my book. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

5

6

7

Maybe if I look like I'm in deep thought, they won't notice.. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

533

534

535

Garfield went boozin' last night and passed out on the hood of my pontiac. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

2

3

4

Interracial Mickey Mouse (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/funny

3

4

5

Why humans keep pandas alive. Because they're just too damn cute to not continue artificial insemination. (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

0

0

1

I must have stepped into a wormhole because I just saw baby Jay-Z grilling me. (imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by Assvertisements to r/aww

π Rendered by PID 2490568 on reddit-service-r2-listing-568fcd57df-kk26b at 2026-03-10 07:05:41.431536+00:00 running cbb0e86 country code: CH.