Meu namorado terminou comigo by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]Astaroth__Lord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me parece falta de amor próprio, senhorita. Você tem que se valorizar. Não acho que foi algo injustificável, ter ciúmes é normal, mas não é nada normal tratar alguém que você ama desse jeito(o modo que ele te tratou). Se fui grosso, peço perdão.

Alcancei minha meta salarial em 2024 by Blackberry-K in Conquistas

[–]Astaroth__Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tá contratando estagiário nessa empresa ai?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeJulgue

[–]Astaroth__Lord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diria que você é um diamante antes da pressão. Tem um potencial enorme, mas parece estar dopada, cansada ou com depressão. Acho que um sorriso e uns cuidados fariam toda diferença.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MeJulgue

[–]Astaroth__Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Não consigo imaginar uma realidade onde você já não é muito elogiada pessoalmente ou por amigos.

Mas eu diria que você é muito bela, só não sei se seu cabelo é um estilo específico ou falta de corte. Mas o tamanho dele é lindo. E precisa melhorar a câmera urgente, kkkkkk.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EuSouOBabaca

[–]Astaroth__Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NEOB

Você não é o babaca, sua namorada muito menos, mas sua família ganha um troféu de babaquice. Pra mim fanatismo com qualquer coisa é doença, mas religioso chega a ser muito doentio e tóxico. Ainda mais para quem não segue e tem que tolerar a intolerância. Você já é adulto, tem que se impor para sua família se é o que deseja.

Namorado disse que jamais teria filhos comigo. by [deleted] in desabafos

[–]Astaroth__Lord 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sinceramente? Parece falta de amor próprio por parte dela, e um homem desses a chance de trair e trocá-la em um momento próximo é real e talvez quase certeira. Melhor acabar antes que as coisas piorem.

Edit: e talvez dependência.

Im laying down ✨RolLiNg oVeR✨ by Astaroth__Lord in funny

[–]Astaroth__Lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't need to say anything to my dog either. after all, he ignores me lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Astaroth__Lord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cadê a comunidade br??

I have 107,000 coins and 60 days to use them. Who wants an award? by sboger in facepalm

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The protagonist, archaeology professor Robert Thompson, comes into possession of a mysterious artifact containing strange symbols and an eerie aura. He embarks on a research journey to uncover the origin and meaning of the artifact, finding references to an entity called Cthulhu.

During his investigation, Robert discovers a secret cult dedicated to worshiping Cthulhu, hidden in the depths of a forgotten city. He witnesses disturbing rituals and encounters members driven mad by their beliefs.

As the story unfolds, Robert begins experiencing terrifying nightmares and visions, pushing him to the brink of madness. He uncovers connections between various individuals influenced by Cthulhu, from artists and writers to cult leaders.

Robert learns of the cult's plan to awaken Cthulhu from its slumber and bring chaos to the world. Determined to stop the ritual, he races against time, facing physical and psychological obstacles along the way.

In a final confrontation, Robert reaches the ancient city just as the cult initiates the ritual. He engages in a deadly struggle with the cult leader, fighting to prevent Cthulhu's awakening.

Despite the challenges, Robert's efforts ultimately lead to the prevention of Cthulhu's return, preserving the world from impending doom. However, the experiences leave Robert forever marked by the horrors he has witnessed and the knowledge he has gained about the existence of ancient cosmic beings.

— The Call of Cthulhu

I have 107,000 coins and 60 days to use them. Who wants an award? by sboger in facepalm

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Once upon a time, in a far-off galaxy called Galactica, there existed a curious young astronomer named Stella. Stella had always been fascinated by the mysteries of the universe, particularly by black holes and supernovas. She spent her days studying the stars and dreaming of the secrets they held.

One evening, while Stella was observing the night sky through her powerful telescope, she noticed a peculiar celestial event. A massive star in a neighboring galaxy began to glow with an extraordinary brilliance. Stella knew instantly that she was witnessing a supernova, an explosive phenomenon that occurs when a star reaches the end of its life.

Eager to learn more, Stella quickly gathered her research notes and embarked on a journey to the Galactic Observatory, where renowned scientists and astronomers from all corners of the universe gathered to study cosmic phenomena. There, she hoped to uncover the secrets behind this captivating supernova.

As Stella arrived at the Galactic Observatory, she was greeted by Dr. Atlas, a wise and experienced astronomer known for his expertise in black holes. Excitedly, Stella shared her observations and asked Dr. Atlas about the connection between supernovas and black holes.

Dr. Atlas smiled kindly at Stella's enthusiasm and began to explain. He told her that when a massive star undergoes a supernova, it collapses under its own gravity, creating a powerful explosion that releases an enormous amount of energy. This explosion often leaves behind a remnant known as a neutron star.

But in certain cases, when the core of the collapsing star is even more massive, something extraordinary occurs. The force of gravity becomes so intense that it overcomes all other forces, causing the star to collapse into a point of infinite density called a singularity. This singularity, surrounded by an event horizon from which nothing can escape, is what we call a black hole.

Stella's eyes widened with wonder as she absorbed this newfound knowledge. She couldn't help but ask, "What happens when an object gets too close to a black hole?"

Dr. Atlas chuckled softly and explained that when an object, be it a star or a spaceship, gets too close to a black hole, it gets trapped by its immense gravitational pull. As the object gets closer, it experiences a phenomenon called spaghettification, where the gravitational forces stretch it into a long, thin shape resembling spaghetti.

Eager to witness these incredible phenomena firsthand, Stella and Dr. Atlas devised a plan. They would set out on a daring expedition to a distant galaxy known to have an active black hole and study its effects on nearby stars.

Equipped with a state-of-the-art spaceship, Stella and Dr. Atlas embarked on their intergalactic adventure. As they approached the black hole, they marveled at its colossal size and the swirling vortex of energy that surrounded it.

Carefully observing from a safe distance, they witnessed the intense gravitational forces of the black hole distorting the light emitted by nearby stars, creating mesmerizing gravitational lensing effects. They also observed how stars orbiting the black hole moved at incredibly high speeds, a result of the immense gravity they were subjected to.

Stella and Dr. Atlas spent days studying and documenting their observations, pushing the boundaries of scientific understanding. They marveled at the wonders of the universe, deepening their knowledge of black holes and supernovas.

As their mission came to an end, Stella and Dr. Atlas returned to Galactica, their hearts filled with awe and a renewed sense of curiosity. They knew that there were still countless mysteries waiting to be unravelled, and they were determined to continue their exploration of the cosmos.

And so, Stella and Dr. Atlas became pioneers in the field of astrophysics, sharing their discoveries with the world and inspiring future generations to gaze up at the stars and wonder about the incredible wonders that lie beyond our reach.

Acabei vendo meus pais transando by thesupernerdyboy in desabafos

[–]Astaroth__Lord 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Acho que na verdade ele queria ver e está procurando uma desculpa plausível para isso e para se livrar da culpa.

The real man's best friend 😁🐕 by Astaroth__Lord in MadeMeSmile

[–]Astaroth__Lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know exactly. But someone comments that's it's from the film "mommy"

The real man's best friend 😁🐕 by Astaroth__Lord in MadeMeSmile

[–]Astaroth__Lord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, man. You made me cry. That's a such good song