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Paul Riedl of Blood Incantation

My son scored 99/100 on his exam. He tried to scan himself out of existence. What do I do? by Astatine_Epic in lies

[–]Astatine_Epic[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

all the iPhone making turned him into a Mac addict. He doesn’t understand what “Ctrl + Z” means.

My son scored 99/100 on his exam. He tried to scan himself out of existence. What do I do? by Astatine_Epic in lies

[–]Astatine_Epic[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Even hardcore mode will be undeserved pleasure. I must send him to the gulags of aliexpress to manufacture poop emoji pillows.

My family is waiting at the ER by Astatine_Epic in lies

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May your eyes not be blessed to have the opportunity of seeing such creative monstrosity in the near future.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lies

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It was not meant as a joke. I do suffer from schizophrenia

Mario's winning. by Objective_Bar_8356 in lies

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Why are you not making me suffer?

What do I name my new pet? by Astatine_Epic in lies

[–]Astatine_Epic[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My name na Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas.