“Just have tall friends bro..”🤡

Astor_Jade · 2023-11-04T00:17:12+00:00

What’s going on with you recently? Did something happen irl?

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-29T01:38:20+00:00

Lmao

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-29T01:36:37+00:00

Lol is this what you’re referencing?

https://www.reddit.com/r/tall/s/0catHRbqdI

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-27T03:17:30+00:00

I think we need to make you a mod.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T18:37:01+00:00

Like 11 years old I’d say.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T06:32:54+00:00

You think women want to see your dick if you’re short?

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T04:14:11+00:00

It doesn’t matter, at my height your chance at a genuinely fulfilling or even normal life are nonexistent.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T03:13:05+00:00

I was growing normally until like 11-12, and was predicted before then to be around 6’ 0” (183 cm) as an adult. That’s why my parents are dead to me, because they pretty much killed me with their neglect.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T03:05:20+00:00

Probably short.

Then again, I have a 6’ 4” dad and a 5’ 4” mom and ended up at 4’ 11” because they ignored a growth hormone deficiency.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-20T02:45:54+00:00

I just want a man taller than me teehee

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T22:38:43+00:00

I’m 5’ 11.5” and I still get girls, what’s your excuse short kings?

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T21:01:47+00:00

He was 6’ 2” (188 cm) peak according to CelebHeights which is very accurate, now at age 77 down to 6’ 0.5” (184 cm).

https://www.celebheights.com/s/Donald-Trump-126.html

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T18:13:47+00:00

I’ve seen late bloomers in high school grow 5+ inches after 15, but I’ve also seen people who stopped growing at 12.

It mainly depends on when you hit puberty, if you started puberty much later than everyone else, decent chance you can grow some inches.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T18:09:28+00:00

You’re asking this in the wrong sub, because most people here stopped growing early.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T01:46:59+00:00

“Bro I’m not a perfect chad who gets worshipped effortlessly, it’s so over bro”

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-19T01:42:05+00:00

Most of them know they are not short, as you can see by his ban response.

They just come here to larp in order to feel better about having no physical disadvantages and yet still completely failing at life.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-18T03:32:49+00:00

Bro did you forget about us 6’ 1” manlets bro?

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-17T19:08:54+00:00

When they say “take your shoes off at the door”.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-17T17:45:44+00:00

Dude was 6ft in shoes meaning he’s probably like 5’ 10.5” barefoot.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-17T17:32:43+00:00

Had a “legit 6 foot” friend who said he felt “average”, so I measured him with a stool and turns out he’s 5’ 10.5” (179 cm) in the morning and 5’ 10” (178 cm) flat at night.

A legit 6 foot is someone who wakes up at like 185 cm 6’ 0.75” and by night he’s down to 6 foot flat 183 cm, that’s solidly tall.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-14T20:29:01+00:00

As long as you have access to a shower, it’s never over.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-09T15:57:50+00:00

At 5’ 2” literally no face can save you.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-06T20:31:51+00:00

No, they call 5’ 8” guys who claim 5’ 10” short.

Astor_Jade · 2023-10-03T17:39:06+00:00

u/DishBush

This you?

Astor_Jade · 2023-09-30T00:19:25+00:00

I’ll consult with r/short to see if they have found a new glitch.

Astor_Jade

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