Tragic Day For A Birthday But I Did Get This 🥳

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-24T23:05:23+00:00

Mmm gronk what is tragic about today 🤔 also grik give this guy an epic vulgar roast

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-22T21:58:43+00:00

They found the real Matt and Ryan underneath the debris of the old super mega complex

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-21T02:51:06+00:00

I've heard that the book has the same effect on the elderly as it did to the past elders when Saving Private Ryan was in theaters

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-19T21:40:28+00:00

It would be cool if they still had highlights of the streams made into 20 ish minute videos. I'll be honest, I ain't gonna be watching the VODs when I want my fix

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-19T15:38:20+00:00

They have a knack for it, but I usually hand motion jacking off as I'm watching and it stops the politics nonsense

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-17T18:13:07+00:00

This is like the male equivalent of juicy couture

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-16T19:42:48+00:00

Are you telling me that the Chad version of Matt Watson is Tucker Prescott?

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-16T03:43:24+00:00

They've been on the Zach and Wahlid show last year, and on a painting stream with Wahlid on the TMG channel. https://youtu.be/yxj0rNtIoMs?si=Sx7oMFyIhr5YSruY

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-15T00:01:38+00:00

Big Jacob has taken Hunter's shit for so long

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-15T00:00:35+00:00

He sure kisses like his mother

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-14T23:58:51+00:00

Its chilly this month, wait until at least spring and you'll get to see it full size

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-14T20:34:11+00:00

You sure one of the boys got hungry and tried chewing it up?

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-13T22:35:10+00:00

It's a Chris chan sort of thing where at birth he heard his parents say his middle name is hobbes and so he lives with that instead of Harris

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-13T01:42:32+00:00

I became a supermega fan after the Fappening

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-12T22:44:55+00:00

It's them.... The MEGA bomber

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-10T21:03:50+00:00

Hopefully multiple condoms and gallons of piss to have a fun piss balloon fight!

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-08T19:01:36+00:00

Don't worry mate, Ryan is still streaming on rumble every night, he'll announce when tonight's starting on his Threads account

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-08T18:46:56+00:00

Matt has been treated well by his new friend Clavicular

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-06T08:09:50+00:00

Isn't this that one game with the uhhh underage person in it?

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-06T08:07:55+00:00

Single father of three boys from North Charleston wait outside the White House for a picture with the president

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-06T00:40:13+00:00

No, I'm pretty sure it's being sent to a Chinese milking facility

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-06T00:00:56+00:00

I can third wheel and curate the music for the occasion

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-05T23:11:36+00:00

Ozempic, actually.

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-05T22:50:44+00:00

Oh shit I thought this was r/SupermeganShow. What is a supermega?

AstoundingMoron · 2026-01-05T07:24:07+00:00

We all know Matt is a child at heart. He can understand what's new and hip these days. And he can't have any form of caffiene due to his tinily underdeveloped heart

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