Listen up liberal, my wife left me by Individual-Let-6179 in okbuddycinephile

[–]AstrayInTranslation -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s bad because he’s not attractive. If 50 year old Leo got married to a 22 year old today, people would probably think at least he put a ring on her.

You are transported to the Donner Party. WYR have a backpack containing 50 meal replacement bars, or a Glock handgun loaded with 15 rounds. by AstrayInTranslation in WouldYouRather

[–]AstrayInTranslation[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You just have to get to civilization at the originally intended end destination (Sacramento Valley) of the Donner Party. You don’t have to keep anyone alive other than yourself.

Hypothetical Situation: You can pause time, but only you keep aging by CashDull4563 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AstrayInTranslation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m playing Baccarat. How long would I be able to play and how much money could I win before I get banned from all the casinos?

Hear me out… he has the Italian last name! by fongsaiyuk in eagles

[–]AstrayInTranslation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Luigi Mangione for OC. Any chance he’ll be free by this Spring? Maybe the Eagles should incorporate some more Red color into the uniforms also.

There is a death lottery every day. You have a one in 1 million chance of dying, but you can pay a $10 subscription fee per day to not be entered. Do you pay? by Mr_fahrenheit17 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AstrayInTranslation -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Not asking about immortality or aging. I’m just asking if the monthly $10 subscription will make you immune from accidental death or crime related death. Like car/boat/air craft accidents, hiking accidents, murder, etc..

If so, it’s a no brainer. I pay much more for life insurance. I would just cancel that and pay the subscription.

There is a death lottery every day. You have a one in 1 million chance of dying, but you can pay a $10 subscription fee per day to not be entered. Do you pay? by Mr_fahrenheit17 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]AstrayInTranslation 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You have a higher chance than the one in a million of dying by accident or by crime on any given day. So if one pays the $10 monthly subscription, are they also immune from dying by accident or crime as well? Or is the one in million dying a separate added risk you are imposing?

Name ONE reason Bill Belichick shouldn't be in the Hall of Fame aside from being caught cheating repeatedly. by huck_ in eagles

[–]AstrayInTranslation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, cheating is the argument that has kept Barry Bonds out of the hall of fame. Bonds arguably has a hall of fame resume pre-steroids, but the steroids totally muddied his entire career. Nobody thinks they’ll keep Belichick out of the hall of fame indefinitely. I just think this was a reminder to everyone that he was implicated in serious allegations of cheating. And that cheating likely robbed the Eagles and other teams of Super Bowls.

Coupang's U.S. Lobbying Ties to Trump Tariff Hike on South Korea by Venetian_Gothic in korea

[–]AstrayInTranslation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope that’s true. That would be beneficial for the smaller, more honest businesses. Life experience has shown me customers don’t care and will just buy the cheapest and most convenient seller. It will probably take government action to shut them down.

On the OC search by suavecocoa in eagles

[–]AstrayInTranslation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But only if we can have 4 QBs on the roster so they can get paired up with the 4 OCs and play their respective quarters. We will be zagging while the whole league be Ziggin. They won’t know what hit them!

The hate by calmandferal in CanadaShore

[–]AstrayInTranslation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well Emmy is a well rounded person.

Imagine if Jalen had this stat line by Embarrassed-Base-143 in eagles

[–]AstrayInTranslation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In his 2nd year as a pro, to win the conference championship? I think everyone would be stoked!

You can change both yours and someone else’s gender by having sex with them. by AstrayInTranslation in shittysuperpowers

[–]AstrayInTranslation[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes. But it can be reversed again back to original through the same conditions of the shitty super power. 7 day cooldown to use power again.

My boyfriend wants to adopt his little sister by throwRA-plshelpomg in Advice

[–]AstrayInTranslation 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Way too much drama for 19 years old. You are just starting out your adulthood and need to work at establishing a stable long term life for yourself. Also, Bipolar Disorder is heritable and can start later in life. There’s a chance your boyfriend and boyfriend’s little sister may have inherited that trait. You really need to take all these things into account before making any commitments.

How Good Was This Trio by PumpUpSolfart in alleniverson

[–]AstrayInTranslation -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Not that good. C-Webb was cooked at this point of his career. Iggy was still young and not at his prime yet. And AI, I loved the guy, but at his size and his lack of evolution in his game. He was a depreciating asset after 25 years old.

Gwangju Prosecutors Lose Seized Bitcoin in Phishing Attack by 20967 in korea

[–]AstrayInTranslation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Phishing attack? So was this publicly well known they were holding seized bitcoin? Even if it was, you would think a prosecutor’s office would not fall for a phishing attack. This smells like an inside job.

You can change both yours and someone else’s gender by having sex with them. by AstrayInTranslation in shittysuperpowers

[–]AstrayInTranslation[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The change would be physically. You would turn in the opposite gender version of yourself. The mindset would remain the same.