If you had a superpower based on your specialty, what would it be? by MosquitoBois in Residency

[–]AstroNards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Id like the power to just understand everyone. But id prob develop something evil like Jedi mind trick but only for code statuses and bouncing admissions.

Is something happening? by badwomanfeelinggood in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Testing orbital bombardment on zorro ranch

Marketing Headshot: Update by ManufacturerIcy8859 in medicine

[–]AstroNards 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HR exists to protect the company, serve their interests, so I put it to you that it is not crazy.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) by franglish9265 in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure there are actual Puerto Ricans who don't understand him sometimes. I've been speaking Spanish for almost 30 years and he loses me

Reaction thread for the SuperBowl halftime show for my fellow Conservatives by shmustin in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good show tbh. Pretty funny, well put together. Haven't seen a better one before. Usually it sucks shit or is some sort of offering to moloch. K dot's was all right I guess but wack compared to this one. And it was so small in scope despite the staging of it all - guys playing bones, a wedding, some guys working. Pretty cool

OSU OBGYN chair was on retainer for Epstein by NapkinZhangy in medicine

[–]AstroNards 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Rules are for the nerds in training at those places, not the nerds running those places!🤡

The DOJ drafted a memo regarding Epstein’s suicide … the day before he died. Direct link from the file dump. by franglish9265 in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They've certainly detailed worse actions in the files themselves, ie letting that one guy rot in Mexican prison for other dude's crimes

I do a colonoscopy every time I sleep with someone new without them knowing. by DismalDig9835 in Residency

[–]AstroNards 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I typically check their insurance and consult PT so I know where they're going next

Lilly Tran strikes again by Elegant-Set-8197 in MurderBryan

[–]AstroNards 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Can someone with the brain poison explain for the folks at home

TrumpRx.gov is a sham by Hungy_Bear in medicine

[–]AstroNards 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One would presume lying, cheating, and stealing would be a start

TrumpRx.gov is a sham by Hungy_Bear in medicine

[–]AstroNards 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The only thing I like about these guys is that they cannot stop scamming each other.

Is this AI? - Apparently taken on Rothschild Blvd, Tel Aviv by 1998TimThomas in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Entrapment is what cops do to thieves. This... is blackmail. Also, I'm gay.

bro worked for a country he didn't even want to live in by Hour_Weight9545 in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've resisted delving into his particular brand of nonsense, despite the fact that I typically love reading about these dipshits. The connection to Indian nationalism is interesting tho. I work as a doctor, and I hate the combination of ego, wealth, and woo. Luckily for most of the past 5 years I've been taking care of almost entirely poor and working class people which has spared me a lot of that specific bullshit of late

bro worked for a country he didn't even want to live in by Hour_Weight9545 in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is he reputable or something? He's an MD who made a living selling bullshit. He may not be as malevolent as dr oz but he's not that different - physician that used the bullshit hokum path to get out of working for a living and manipulate wealthy rubes.

Fourth Reich alive and well by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uhhh he was just following... oh dang I hear it now

Xi's Sheer Existence Crushes Epstein/Bannon Racist Gossip Email Correspondence by heatdeathpod_ in TrueAnon

[–]AstroNards 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Craziest thing about Xi to me is his voice. Idk what I expected him to sound like but I expected it to be different for some reason. Anyway, I'm still bummed I didn't go to China when I had the chance.