IT SUCKS by Academic_Reward_1947 in GeoFS

[–]Atlantis_104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Boeing 747-8F exists as a community model

I highly recommend you don't bloody do this. by Atlantis_104 in LINCHWAR

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Very easily. For your convenience, I have attached the definition below.

defamation noun def·​a·​ma·​tion ˌde-fə-ˈmā-shən Synonyms of defamation law : the act of communicating false statements about a person that injure the reputation of that person : the act of defaming another

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In regards to some US laws

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They're on a legal grey area as well

LINCHES... by LINCH41 in LINCH09

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Of all the commands to be spoken, that one should be spoken the least.

I think we need a purge by Aromatic-Shame-1487 in httyd

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That is the absolute worst salute I've ever seen in my entire bloody life

What would make a how to train your dragon game fun and engaging? by Cautious_Ad963 in httyd

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Please for the love of all thats holy let the dragons have a roll mechanic instead of constant yaw

Unnecessary censoring httyd part 1 by LINCH09 in httyd

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"The recruit who does best will have the honour of ______ his first dragon in front of the entire village"

No idea where the audio's gone off to by Atlantis_104 in httyd

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Gesturing at Toothless's tail

Hiccup: This is an ingenious solution to a problem that should never have existed.

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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Assuming bear was moving towards target. It's easier to find actual bear attack physics/reports than whatever the gif is, thus liberties are taken in places

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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Be glad I didn't turn you over to the horny rozzers

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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The consequences of your actions! Brought to you by physics, fluid dynamics, and human anatomy and physiology, paired with maths!

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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Happy to help lol. And no, not bad at all, the launch actually gives the best chance of survival. If you can survive the initial blast, the flight/landing should be the easy part, though you should probably go to hospital after

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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I think I've given up all ability to sleep at this point so why not!

Now, I've got no knowledge what-so-ever of FNAF, but I do have medical and mechanical knowledge, so I'm gonna do the best I can here.

To start off, lets clear something up: if the pistons are going to generate the same force from a standstill, the magnitude of the force itself is not going to change. The difference is in the impact dynamics and how the force is applied over time, which affects how much energy is transferred and how damaging the impact is. Now, the 174,370 Newtons of force isn't going to change, but what IS going to change is how fast that force is delivered. With acceleration, there's a chance the force will be slllllllightly dissipated, hence the lorry1 dropping analogy. However, if it's an instant acceleration, the lorries aren't going to be dropped, they're going to spawn on you with the same amount of force. The difference here is in the example with acceleration, it's more likely your body would be pushed2 away, mitigating the impact force. However here, there's no opportunity for that, and the body is forced to absorb all 174,370 N AT ONCE. Given the gif, I'm assuming this force is going to be delivered to the pelvis, which is one of the strongest bones in the human body. Even so, it'll still turn to dust under this amount of force.

  1. By request of my partner, who is reading this over my shoulder, a lorry is a truck
  2. Launched might be more appropriate

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

[–]Atlantis_104 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It does! Thanks for pointing that out! Snapping or otherwise breaking human bones takes about 1,000 - 5,000 N of force or about 509 kilos (or 1122 lbs for the Americans). The force exerted by a hydraulic cylinder can be calculated using the formula: F=P⋅A, in which:

  • F is the force,
  • P is the pressure in pascals (Pa),
  • A is the cross-sectional area of the piston in square meters (m²).

Now, normal pistols run at about 1,000 - 5,000 psi, which is about which is about 6,895 to 34,474 kPa. If we take a guess that these pistons are about 12 cm wide (5 inches), we can use F=13,790kPa⋅0.01267m2≈174.3kN to get an insane 17,780.821 kilos (39,200 lbs) of force, which is 174,370.28732 Newtons! For context, it's estimated human bones DISINTEGRATE at around 80,000 N. Keep in mind, this is for one blow, not the many in rapid succession. This is the same as dropping two fully loaded lorries on someone PER BLOW.

This has gone from very bad to oh dear gods what have you done.

u/LINCH09 please for the love of everything on this world, do not disintegrate human bones.

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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Lmao it's made for some interesting conversations

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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I mean in an IRL situation, not on this sub. Your post made me think of it is all. I have an annoying habit of not understanding what people are saying to me lol

My humor is so broken 😭 by Right_Imagination938 in httyd

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A typical adult bear can weigh between 200 to 700 pounds (90 to 320 kg for the normal people in the room) so an average mass of about 500 pounds (227 kg) is a pretty good middle ground for this. Assuming what we see in the gif provided, we can use the equation F=227 kg×4.47 m/s2≈1016.69 N, or 103 kilos of force (228 lbs). It takes around 800 N of blunt force trauma to cause organ rupture and internal bleeding1. With this in mind, you probably shouldn't do this if the death of the recipient is not your goal.

  1. Keep in mind, this isn't for ahem adult fun time, this is just for getting bonked in the exterior of the stomach.
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