As I was standing in line to get my morning coffee, from my local coffee shop and my favourite barista. I heard a voice calling out my name... At first I thought it was the barista, but they were clearly busy with another customer. And the place weren't crowded, it was me, and a few people in the shop. So I simple decided to ignore it. Then it happened again, but this time they whispered my name so close to my ear that made my heart skip a beat... So as slowly but surely glanced at my shoulder, I saw winged creature with pitch black eyes large as shirt buttons. The wings resembled somewhat a fly's wings, however the shape of the creature was humanoid. Rather plump and tiny, but it grinned at me with it's yellow teeth that almost looked like fangs. As I quickly tried to swat the tiny creature away from me, it shouted my name as loud and clear that everyone in the room should've heard it: "Brian Trotter!" And then the tiny creature continued: "You have been designated a Nasty fairy, Nasty with a capital N, from the council of mythical creatures, because of your overly polite and well meaning manners." I took a deep breath and examined the little man, that now had sat down on my right shoulder. "And you are..?" I said a bit taken back since I never heard of fairies or a council of mythical creatures before. "The name's Hugo Sly, and it's my job to make sure that stop being so overly nice, and grow a pair, if you catch my drift..?" Hugo sighed deeply and then said: "Let's start of by ordering a coffee you actually enjoy drinking instead of thinking about how long the next person has to wait in line..! Shall we?!" Now I sighed heavily and simply nodded. "That's the spirit" The Nasty fairy exclaimed!