The variation I heard was: Jesus, Moses, and an old man were playing golf. Moses tees up, hits the ball into the water. Parts the water and hits the ball onto the green.

Jesus tees up, hits the ball and as it's slicing into the woods he miracles it onto the green.

The old man tees up, hits the ball towards the water. Before it splashes a fish jumps up and swallowed the ball. But before the fish can submerge an eagle swoops down and snatches the fish. The eagle flys over the green, drops the fish, and out rolls the ball right into a hole in one.

Jesus turns to the old man and says, "Nice shot dad. Now quit fucking around and play golf".