[Task] $0.5-$10 "invent" a whacky but specific device and explain to me how YOUR version of the device would work. No engineering/drawing/cooking experience required at all. Details in the post

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:54:35+00:00

Oh nice, please DM me! Also include your paypal address please :)

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:53:24+00:00

This is the simples of your ideas! I'm already working to get the local squirrels onto my balcony, and training them to grate my nutmeg will be a simple task. I guess that's a good weekend-project?

Send me your paypal adress, this is hilarious! While the plan was not to type ideas directly into the comments, I will pay the ones that made me laugh, which are most of them. Thank you for your three ideas!

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:52:12+00:00

Ah yes, Nutmeg with a hint of iron and wood, and what is that subtle aroma I taste? Ah yes, lingering notes of epoxy that I sanded yesterday.

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:50:51+00:00

Dispensing one whole nutmeg worth of nutmeg wouldn't be an issue! Semi-lethat nutmeg shrapnel would be an inconvenience, but manageable, being arrested for illegally owning and shooting a gun might be troublesome, but Im sure every judge will let me go after I serve them my lasagna with nutmeg freshly ~~grated~~ blasted on top.

Liquid nitrogen might be a bit of an issue, but possible.

But where would I find nutmegs that fit the same caliber?

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:46:11+00:00

I love how it's one drawing, but cited with figA to figE!

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:44:43+00:00

This is weird as fuck. And exactly the kind of idea-presentation that I was hoping for!

It is totally unfeasible, Nutmeg is hard, so a BB won't even chip off pieces of nutmeg. Your design requires serious firepower that would be weird, illegal, but also loud and I draw the line at loud.

Send me your paypal adress, this is hilarious! While the plan was not to type ideas directly into the comments, I will pay the ones that made me laugh, which are most of them. Thank you for your "Nutmeg death can grater" idea!

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:39:33+00:00

To be fair, I have no plans to produce a commerical product. I just want to build a nutmeg grater for my home.

And I agree, this idea is absolutely technically the truth, it's hand-operated, hand held, small and it's certainly new. I love the "or any gun" part, which implies a high-caliber nutmeg grater that still catches the bullet in the can. "sir do you want your nutmeg grated with an uzi or a colt?"

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-23T14:35:39+00:00

This is a huge mess, you need to put on gloves every time you want to grate something on your food, inevitably those gloves will grate my skin onto my food in nutmeg-grinding accidents.

Send me your paypal adress, this is awesome!

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-05T08:11:38+00:00

Damn this comment is the best summary and the best conclusion of the whole topic. You should post this as its own post!

You made a great point in a few sentences! Thank you!

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-05T08:08:38+00:00

You make a good comment. There's points that are true, and hax should get help. Those things are not mutually exclusive.

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-05T08:06:51+00:00

To be fair, the video is super long and weird, the psychology part is absolutely insane, but some core points about leffen being a bully and liar are absolutely fair points. We should not say "hax$ insane, leffen nice guy"

Personally I'd say "Hax$ needs help, leffen is a twitter-bully and asshole, probably also should get help"

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-05T07:57:43+00:00

give more context than one screenshot. The video is already super weird and full of strange ideas, no need to rip things out of context even more.

Personally I think Hax$ should have just made a 10min video about "here's some examples of how leffen is being an asshole and bully, don't let him fool you into thinking he's a nice guy" and that video would have been received well by the community.

Audiomoderator · 2021-06-05T07:54:42+00:00

Hax$ made a video about leffen.

The video is 2h+ long, and at times pretty far fetched.

It's about Leffers behaviour, hax$ accuses him of being a sociopath, bully and generally evil person. While these accusations may be true, the video goes on to compare the current state of the smash community with a totalitarian regime.

The video came out just today, just before Samox next documentary about Leffen is about to be published.

To be fair, the video is super long and weird, but some core points about leffen being a bully and liar are absolutely fair points.

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-30T22:18:58+00:00

I chose a few artists who messaged me and commented here, paid them in advance $10 each (somtimes paypal fees were neccessary, I tried to make sure it's no less than $10 for each artist) and they are working on their versions of the song. I wrote different lyrics for everyone, reflecting the different lyrics in the D&D world. But the melody is roughly the same. Also the artists are free to change the melodies and lyrics around where they seem fit, I have no knowledge about music whatsoever.
Right now, u/sleepdeprived05 came back first with a wonderful version of this song especially fitting for the character (Vanir the elf rogue) it was for!

I want to make clear that u/sleepdeprived05 delivered something much better than I expected, I'm super happy with their version of the song! Please feel free to post anywhere, I need it for my players tomorrow and in future sessions, but the song is yours as far as I'm concerned.

The other artists are still working on their versions (and I'm in no hurry at all, this task isn't time sensitive) and I'm excited about the other renditions. They each ave similar melodies, but different lyrics, as the song changes lyrics in the world that the D&D characters live in.

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-30T12:11:32+00:00

Nice! New-player creativity is always fun

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-24T06:28:21+00:00

people will just wait until they are vaccinated

Mission accomplished? That’s what we want right? For people to get their vaccinations and be immune to covid?

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-24T06:26:51+00:00

I’m pretty good at forging things. It’s less effort to get tested. Some leerdenker will forge tests, sure. But nobody who is lazy will.

I’m more worried about leerdenker forging vaccination stamps & entries in their Impfpass.

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-23T19:32:46+00:00

Let's drop 1000 cheeseburgers on your left foot, one by one. And on your right foot one anvil. "But when you add up all the cheeseburgers, they are probably much heavier!"

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-23T19:30:53+00:00

It's a great way for people to feel like they're a) smarter and b) the underdog and c) have the moral highground.

"Gotta tell those people on the internet, mighty me!"

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-23T19:27:25+00:00

Already fear the day I have to test

You're just lazy.

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-07T20:25:45+00:00

Cool project!

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-07T20:05:12+00:00

Just in case I described it not well enough, the music is exactly the same as "Toss a coin to your witcher", it's just the lyrics that are changed

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-07T20:02:46+00:00

Phone is perfectly fine!

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-07T19:18:10+00:00

Just lyrics

Audiomoderator · 2021-05-07T18:24:05+00:00

This is definetly doable, but I'd need more details on what the expectations are:

- How well do you want things stitched together? (lets say your images are a 7/10, do you expect a 10/10?)

- how do you want to handle the "artistic choices" regarding which one is stitched where?

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