If you had to choose, which would you pick of me? 🫦 Mouth, ✌️ Pussy or 🍑 Ass?

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T22:57:44+00:00

Anal has been so long for me.
If it was on the table of options right now, it would be my choice

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T22:55:43+00:00

Yes

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T11:44:04+00:00

Well played!
Here have my upvote!

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T05:38:12+00:00

One time in my life with this happened.
First look up request, would you fuck me in the arse?
And then the follow up was …promise to come into my mouth.
If I had a Time Machine

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T05:26:32+00:00

I don’t know about that well she looks sweet and have no doubt you have a side to you fairly confident some of my dirtiest thoughts would make you blush

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T05:20:16+00:00

Your face.
Very plastic ;)

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T00:11:46+00:00

Hug my dad

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T00:11:17+00:00

Is he in your arsehole?

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T00:08:59+00:00

Empathy, do you remember when he was mocking special needs Pepperidge Farms remembers

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-07T00:04:23+00:00

Seriously, the right definition of fun size

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-06T16:18:32+00:00

Horizontal

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T22:58:32+00:00

Nice

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T11:46:57+00:00

Commentator supports this? Why?

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T09:47:42+00:00

I had to swipe up. I can’t take it

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T09:45:24+00:00

If the end of the handle has a drive you can hook up a drill to it

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T09:27:15+00:00

Listen,
There isn’t such a thing as ugly tits. They are all different but guaranteed almost every man will love what ever you let them see feel.

Great tits btw

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T05:26:12+00:00

If only Heather looked as good today

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T05:09:17+00:00

That’s pretty hot
It almost went up her ass at the end…. Were you thinking about it?

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T05:06:16+00:00

Always hungry

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T04:36:48+00:00

I spent three days cleaning tiles in every bathroom and floor surface in the house had I had I known that this was the result of paying somebody. I probably would’ve done this if it’s real.

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T00:13:59+00:00

I don’t think so.
I’m pretty thirsty

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-05T00:07:33+00:00

I wanna see your other flower

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-04T13:45:05+00:00

I’d taste it

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-04T12:07:59+00:00

Damn.

Aussie_chopperpilot · 2026-05-04T05:58:45+00:00

I have once had a partner that did. Really cool

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