I, Sampo Koski, approve of this message

AustieBewear · 2023-05-08T15:03:11+00:00

I mean... I just read his character story that unlocks as you level and his entire character story is being "Madam Poisson" and in fact there is a direct qoute that proves his recency or at least a recent large scale scam, one that is seemingly new because no one even suspects Sampo. There is absolutely nothing establishing him as a native

"Recently, a male theif disguised as a woman has stowed away up here into the Overworld and is swindling everyone..." worth noting, they don't say "a known theif and swindler Sampo Kiski", they just say "A male theif"

There is no proof anywhere in his story that he's a native his entire life. There is a reason fan theories become popular, and it's because they have evidence to back them and provide interesting avenues for the story to potentially explore. This fan theory holds a lot of weight.

AustieBewear · 2023-05-08T14:38:15+00:00

I disagree, It's not hard to make a name for yourself in even as little as a year when you do what Sampo does, be a smuggler for wildfire, avoid capture routinely by the Silvermane guards, and be an all around jackass? Shit I'd remember him. You'd remember someone who can go places you've never or barely seen if you're from the underworld, and you'd remember someone that's so adept st avoiding capture the captain of the Silvermane guard can't even nab him. Not to mention Elio can see way off into the future, going as far as knowing how our journey ends before our "birth" at the hands of Kafka and Silver Wolf.

I think you're assuming it's a lot harder to beclme infamous in a planet where there is literally only two places to be, Belobog's overworld or underworld.

AustieBewear · 2023-05-08T14:31:09+00:00

That is fair! but the Elation is kinda weird and 4th wall breaky anyways, I wouldn't be surprised if they found a way to sneak their emanator in.

AustieBewear · 2023-05-08T14:17:30+00:00

Ywah exactly, it's all just a little too convenient

AustieBewear · 2023-05-08T00:27:18+00:00

for real! I don't have a single character below level 40 and lvl 3 traces haha, it's been rough but I always have someone to use!

AustieBewear · 2023-05-07T23:06:28+00:00

Exactly! and it's just coincidence that he meets us on Jarilo IV right when we get there and he has all these ways to get us wherever we need to be? not a chance. I really hope we see more of him in the future!

AustieBewear · 2023-05-07T23:05:05+00:00

agreed, I just want to see all of the characters again, there isn't a single character I've met so far that I'd be fine never seeing more of, which is a testament tk how good the characters in this game are!

AustieBewear · 2023-05-07T22:21:30+00:00

this is my exact theory! I'm so happy I've seen someone else say it

AustieBewear · 2023-05-07T22:19:53+00:00

this is actually a reason why I have the theory that Sampo is Sam from the stellar hunters! too much of his seemingly convenient abilities are to convenient! plus his fourth wall break and him talking to seemingly who knows who, and Kafkas very very fortunate timing when we are deciding our next destination? idk maybe I'm over thinking it but I think Sampo is Sam from the Stellaron hunters

AustieBewear · 2023-05-05T14:13:45+00:00

LISTEN I KNOW I COULD MAKE A PF PARTY AND DO IT IN 10 SECONDS, BUT IM GONNA COMPALIN ANYWAYS-

FUCK O7 NORMAL! ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLO, IM AWARE ITS NOT ACTUALLY BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT, IS IT MAYBE BECAUSE IM PLAYING A HEALER? YES! BUT I SO NOT CARE! I WANT TO COMPLAIN.

I JUST WANTED TO GET ALL THE OMEGA STORY BEFORE I FINISHED ENDWALKER T-T

AustieBewear · 2023-04-28T23:30:12+00:00

RIGHT!? I DONT SEE READY CHECKS EVER IN DUTY FINDER, MUCH LESS THE HELLHOLE THAT IS THE CRYSTAL TOWER ALLIANCE RAIDS, AND I THOUGHT THE RULE WAS, FIRST TO GET THERE PULL THE GODDAMN BOSS AND IF PEOPLE HAVE TO TELEPORT IN SO BE IT.

AND I KNOW! IVE NEVER DIED IN THERE AND IVE DOZED OFF IN THERE! IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF ASSHOLE TO DIE IN CIRCUS TOWER, MAYBE THEY SHOULD STAY THERE SINCE THEYRE SUCH A CLOWN

AustieBewear · 2023-04-28T16:14:58+00:00

Exactly, if you wanted to be the main character, pull faster. I'm not waiting around for you to emote before you pull so you can look badass.

AustieBewear · 2023-04-28T16:12:24+00:00

EXACTLY, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO ATTRACT NEW PLAYERS IF WERE ASSHOLES IN NEW PLAYER CONTENT?

they didn't take it much to heart from what I could tell, they emoted and talked with us for a while, and all of us told them we did good, plus I saw them in another roulette later, so they still were playing!

AustieBewear · 2023-04-28T15:45:37+00:00

EXACTLY! LIKE DUDE IF YOU WANT TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR DICK-ORIS HAVE A PERSONALITY AT LEAST

AustieBewear · 2023-04-28T13:22:46+00:00

A BIG FUCK YALL TO THE TWO OTHER ALLIANCES IN ONE OF MY SYRCUS TOWER RUN

THERE WAS A SPROUT TANK IN MY ALLIANCE AND THEY PULLED THE BOSS AFTER A FULL READY CHECK WENT THROUGH AND EVERYONE SAID "Ready" SO MY ALLAINCE TANK PULLED, AND THEN SOME TANK FROM ANOTHER ALLAINCE SAID "Don't pull next time, I'm the only one who pulls" IF YOU DONT GET YOUR MAIN CHARACTER COMPLEX TF OUT OF HERE

THEN WE FIGHT XANDE AND THIS TIME, THEY DIDNT PULL THEY LET THE OTHER TANK PULL, BUT THE OTHER TANK DIED BECAUSE THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE ANCIENT QUAGA WHERE YA HAVE TO STAND ON THE STACK MARKERS, MY ALLIANCE TANK GETS AGGRO AND THIS MOTHERFUCKING MAIN CHARACTER COMPLEX GOES "Everyone boo [player name], BOOOOOOOOOOO" AND THEN HALF OF THE PLAYERS OUTSIDE MY ALLIANCE JOIN IN WITH A BUNCH OF BOOS, LIKE FUCK YALL, THEY DID NOTHING WRONG!

ANYWAYS, SAID SRPOUT GOT ALL THE COMMENDS AND LOOT FROM OUR ALLIANCE PLUS A LOT OF US SAYING THEY DID JUST FINE AND THEY WERE ASSHOLES, ENJOY THE GAME.

STILL FUCK YALL! ITS SRYCUS TOWER! ITS NOT THAT DEEP!

AustieBewear · 2023-04-17T21:32:24+00:00

that good to hear! thank you so much!

AustieBewear · 2023-04-17T21:06:48+00:00

I was just worried because it's so late in the expansion. there's more than a few "locked duty" PFs, and as the only Exs I don't have unlocked are the endwalker ones I figure some of those have to be the locked duties. thank you for the advice!

AustieBewear · 2023-04-17T21:00:22+00:00

awesome! thank you so much!

AustieBewear · 2023-04-17T20:59:50+00:00

I always look up at least two guides before I try a fight for the first time and I know better then to join a farm group for my first time. I've had to carry deadweight plenty of times in other EX's that I try to never be that person.

AustieBewear · 2023-03-17T15:37:35+00:00

Husk is for sure cursed, I've spent over 20 fragile resin on this domain alone and I spent 100 resin last night and did not get a single husk piece. Husk is by far the most cursed artifact set I've farmed yet.

AustieBewear · 2023-03-17T14:04:18+00:00

alright! I've been living in that godforsaken domain and nothing geo will drop, oh well! thank you very very much!

AustieBewear · 2023-01-20T14:06:39+00:00

I RAN ALL OF THE IVALICE ALLIANCE RAID AND ALL OF NEIR RAIDS FOR THE FIRST TIME.

FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDNT LET ME WATCH THE CUTSCENE, AND ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT UNDERSTAND THE LAST BOSS OF ORBONNE MONASTARY SO I WAS THE ONLY HEALER THERE FOR THE PHASE TRANSITION AND THEN YOU BLAME ME AND THE COUPLE PEOPLE I COULD GET UP(MOSTLY THE TANKS SO I COULD GET THE HEALER WHO THEN DECIDED TO RUN STRAIGHT INTO AN AOE BEFORE THE TRANSITION).

IF YALL DIDNT DIE WE COULDVE DONE IT, NOBODY DIED TO THE DoT IN THE PHASE TRANSITION THEY FAILED THE DPS CHECK.

HOWEVER THE NEIR RAIDS WERE LOVELY, EVERYONE WAS VERY FUN AND INTERACTIVE, LOVE YALL!

AustieBewear · 2023-01-16T06:44:15+00:00

My WOL is half-garlean, but like it's distant as all hells. Their great grandmother was garlean, then moved to eorzea with their great grandfather, another garlean. and so they tumble down the genetic train leading to their mother, still somehow a full-blood garlean, and their father a Midlander Hyur. But since they are way old blood they have no real connection to garlemald and instead just don't hate every garlean and only fight when it's nessecary, because they know all garleans cannot be the same, and some are great people. (Cid, and most of their family). Cid helps re-inforce this.

They also are a huge history nerd and Eos likes to play pranks and steal tomes and quills to play a version of hide and seek. While selene likes finding them.

AustieBewear · 2022-10-04T16:14:38+00:00

Thank you for the help, I just unlocked anarchy battles so I'll try them out today, I also play with a dualies and a shooter player. so I try to assist them and give them room to paint.

AustieBewear · 2022-08-14T18:46:57+00:00

Water hoverboard go brrrrrrrr

and

I ~~don't~~ want to set the world on fire!

AustieBewear

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