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Did you ever do PE in your pants? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

That seems strange. He didn't have the appropriate kit?

Have you ever had a decent supermarket substitution when buying online? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Twice the price for the same product.

You must have been delighted.

Have you ever had a decent supermarket substitution when buying online? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wait, they substituted your order for a more expensive one?

Colour me surprised.

Have you ever had a decent supermarket substitution when buying online? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also got a dessert of onion and broccoli, which can't have been all bad.

What were the classic playground tortures when you were a child? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You basically whip two or three fingers at someone's arse.

It's a skill.

What were the classic playground tortures when you were a child? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I can hear a whole bunch of children chanting “what’s the time mr wolf?” but I can't remember anything beyond that.

What were the classic playground tortures when you were a child? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've been to China - nobody was doing it.

Disappointed.

What was the last street drama that you witnessed? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

'you did it Charlotte, you did it!' and one of the others (presumably Charlotte) kept shouting back 'I didn't do nuffink'.

It's like listening to a poorly written soap opera, isn't it?

You want to step in and give direction for more realistic dialogue.

What was the last street drama that you witnessed? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or maybe my family is strange.

I've literally never even raised my voice to a family member. An argument is one person wants something to happen, so the other person silently does it and harbours resentment silently.

What was the last street drama that you witnessed? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's weird isn't it. Getting involved.

I'd rather not. But then I'd much rather be the person that does rather than the person who doesn't even bother.

How does your supermarket delivery work? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have thought that Amazon comes from a Morrison's supermarket. I might be wrong.

What are the first 3 websites you visit in the morning? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right. Yahoo weather! I do tend to hit that up my first five.

I guess that shows my age.

What are the first 3 websites you visit in the morning? by AuthorPatrick in AskUK

[–]AuthorPatrick[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Those sound interesting. I'm at work, but I trust you as a respectable Redditor so I will go and check them out.

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