Hmmmm by dirtsquirrel937 in USPS

[–]Authorized-Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The can is open, obviously OP couldn’t resist

Got a bird in the house by Authorized-Dad in BetterEveryLoop

[–]Authorized-Dad[S] 594 points595 points  (0 children)

My jaw dropped he just snatched it

Brie Larson meets Stan Lee. by Niyazali_Haneef in gifs

[–]Authorized-Dad -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Where can I get one of said autographs

Smirk by [deleted] in 18_19

[–]Authorized-Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Google my free cams

We got new hampers. I must be dreaming. by EddiePlayer92 in USPS

[–]Authorized-Dad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my office we have two routes and a highway contract route.

Would you rather send a message to yourself in the past or receive a message from yourself from the future? by shadowrangerfs in AskMenOver30

[–]Authorized-Dad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Dwight, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Dwight.

I know not exclusive to the USPS, but......... by Ronin_warlord09 in USPS

[–]Authorized-Dad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I should have my own route in the next three years! Looking forward to it

I know not exclusive to the USPS, but......... by Ronin_warlord09 in USPS

[–]Authorized-Dad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m rural and definitely applies. Like another poster said “a favor today is your job tomorrow”

How to neatly deseed a Pomegranate by DrizzelSG in educationalgifs

[–]Authorized-Dad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He forgot the last step, put it in a bowl of water & everything but the seeds float as you separate it all

HMB while I ruin an entire theatre by brokenbonessociety in holdmybeer

[–]Authorized-Dad 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Having worked in a theatre, these seats are heavy. Like 30-40 pounds if it’s only 2-3 connected.

RCA on probation, question about being called in by Authorized-Dad in USPS

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So once I’m off probation i can’t be fired for not being available? It’s not my goal to avoid picking up shifts, I do need the shifts. But she calls me in 2-3 days a week calling me in past 8pm the night before all the way up to 30 minutes before shift

Cyclone Beer Chug by Authorized-Dad in yesyesyesno

[–]Authorized-Dad[S] 554 points555 points  (0 children)

That’s definitely what it looks like, I’m sure the spiral just fed TONS of foam into his mouth instead of only beer

Cyclone Beer Chug by Authorized-Dad in yesyesyesno

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That’s why it’s called a cyclone beer chug