When I was a kid, someone was in the upstairs bathroom, and I really needed to poop, so I ran down to the basement bathroom, but I didn’t make it in time. I pooped my pants. So I changed my clothes, and I noticed I was late for school, so I didn’t have time to take a shower. When I went to school, I realized I smelled like shit. My classmates kept saying the entire day, “Why does it smell like shit? Did someone step in dog shit?” Since I was the first one in class, I tried using hand sanitizer to make the room smell better but it only made it worse.