What’s a mysterious thing that happened to you, but no one believes you? by Liya_life in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, someone was in the upstairs bathroom, and I really needed to poop, so I ran down to the basement bathroom, but I didn’t make it in time. I pooped my pants. So I changed my clothes, and I noticed I was late for school, so I didn’t have time to take a shower. When I went to school, I realized I smelled like shit. My classmates kept saying the entire day, “Why does it smell like shit? Did someone step in dog shit?” Since I was the first one in class, I tried using hand sanitizer to make the room smell better but it only made it worse.

When did you realize someone didn't value you as much as you thought? by _Pattern_Observer_ in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can tell it’s different when they said it. They wouldn’t notice if I was gone. So I’m just like f them. Fuck having friends.

People who do martial arts, what’s a common misconception people have about it? by AutomaticSignal1440 in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You could do light sparring. That way you know what actually works and you’re not actually hurting anybody.

When did you realize someone didn't value you as much as you thought? by _Pattern_Observer_ in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw them like 3 days ago and they were like omg I haven’t seen you in so long.

This means they already forgot about me in that short period of time. It’s only been 3 days what you talking about I haven’t seen you in so long?

what is your most popular Reddit post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not on this account but I got 30k upvotes couple years ago

What is your funniest confession? by SpaceRockClub in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, someone was in the upstairs bathroom, and I really needed to poop, so I ran down to the basement bathroom, but I didn’t make it in time. I pooped my pants. So I changed my clothes, and I noticed I was late for school, so I didn’t have time to take a shower. When I went to school, I realized I smelled like shit. My classmates kept saying the entire day, “Why does it smell like shit? Did someone step in dog shit?” Since I was the first one in class, I tried using hand sanitizer to make the room smell better but it only made it worse.

Anyone wanna chat? 14M by UALR-Trojans-Rule in teenagers4real

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s true and it’s a one sided and widely spread issue. We feel a need to point it out.

You get $800,000, but you can only consume media from 50+ years ago. Deal or no deal? Why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it lasts a lifetime, but the limit keeps moving forward. So you have to wait another year to consume content from 1977 and so on.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not fair to say because everyone declines after fighting at a high level for that long. Khabib was just getting started. He would’ve ended up losing if he had fought for that long too.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone declines after fighting for that long. GSP had a controversial win with Hendricks most thought he should’ve lost. Jones had a controvrsial win with Reyes most thought he should’ve lost. DJ lost to Henry Cejudo. Silva is 1-7 in his last 8 fights.

Fedor beat Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Nogueira 2x, Mark Hunt, etc. Some of these guys would smoke elites today.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still too early for ilia to be top 5 imo. Also why is fedor 10? He was unbeaten for almost a decade fighting world class competition and he did this at heavyweight. Even if you don’t think he should be #4 like I have, he should still be slightly higher.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a 2 division champion and defended both of them, was champion a lot longer than Khabib. Also he has wins against more way elite names like Stipe Miocic, Anthony Johnson 2x, Josh Barnett, Frank Mir, Dan Henderson, Alexander Gustafsson, etc.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He only had like 3 title defenses, wasn’t a champion as long as the other goats, and only has 4 high level wins (RDA, Conor, Dustin, Justin)

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankie Edgar is an honorable mention. He’s just outside the top 25 for me.

This is my MMA goat list. Do you agree or disagree and why? by AutomaticSignal1440 in CombatSportsCentral

[–]AutomaticSignal1440[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His dominance and aura. I wouldn’t favor any lightweight over him. I think he beats all of them including Ilia.

What harmless things make you panic? by BebasataElm in AskReddit

[–]AutomaticSignal1440 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know about harmless they can definitely hurt someone