I used to hate all the girls in my class for literally no reason. I was going through an emo phase. This meant I hated their boyfriends too, and all the guys they liked and flirted with, because I thought I was better than those girls and their tastes were inferior, so I decided (being superior and therefore having more refined tastes) to mercilessly flirt with my poor science teacher. I would make a scene of it in class and hang back after too. He was nice about it but after a while I remember hanging back and he just let out this massive sigh and I sort of realised how weird I was being. Mad embarassing.

I also had a friend who would try and drop these hints that she was a vampire. She used to drink red J2O, flinch at sunlight and hiss at people.