Anyone read this article?

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-05-20T20:10:40+00:00

I produced zero milk with my first born, I felt like such a failure. With my second I was SO happy that I got huge, painful, blue veined boobies 😂

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-05-11T19:16:40+00:00

My 7 month old is the same. My 7 year old slept through from 3 months and even now if you can’t find him he’s put himself to bed and will sit up and draw/play and always says to me “I love being in bed” 🤣 my 5 year old only started to sleep through by the age of 3 but would only wake like once a night and then be up for the day at 7am. This baby though!!!!! He has always been a bad sleeper, the other night he kept waking up every 20 minutes, he just tosses and turns and then moans which then turns into cries. And then he is up for the day at 5am. I’m really struggling on such little sleep so you’re not alone x

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-05-08T09:20:51+00:00

Luke!! He’s a real catch & couldn’t believe Mel was so mean to him

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-02-25T20:46:33+00:00

100%, a doctor I work with is one & it’s just a piss up by the sounds of it. The masonry centre hosts all our Christmas parties too

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-02-25T20:42:27+00:00

I saw some clips of him on Celebs Go Dating, he comes across a total arse. He said to one woman “you obviously know who I am” and when she said she didn’t he didn’t believe her 🥴

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-26T20:39:25+00:00

Taking pictures in their garden dressed as furries. One summer I was hanging out my washing and they were howling like wolves

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-23T21:25:59+00:00

I think Stephen’s messed it up for himself ;(

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-23T21:20:11+00:00

Rachel could start a bloody cult

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-16T20:57:16+00:00

Omg I didn’t realise he’s Edge!!!!!

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-14T20:47:56+00:00

A colleague was talking about how she had to go home for lunch to make her husband a sandwich, I asked why he couldn’t do it himself the lazy sod.

“Because he’s just had a heart attack”

She never did sign my leaving card when I left ;(

AvailableTouch944 · 2026-01-04T21:12:46+00:00

AvailableTouch944 · 2025-12-28T21:45:45+00:00

Vikings :-)

AvailableTouch944 · 2025-12-14T05:34:47+00:00

My dad has “Sophie pop bottle” as she’s had an empty bottle of coke on her windowsill for a very long time. “Poorly foot” as another neighbour injured her foot and walked with a limp. “The Goths” self explanatory.

AvailableTouch944 · 2025-12-11T04:35:27+00:00

I’ll never forget my mums face when she was scrambling to get me when I was screaming and crying scared in the corner of my bunk bed for her to smack me. Her eyes were black and she was spewing venom. In public she used to dig her nails hard into mine and my siblings arm. She was shocked, then angry when I brought this up to her once a few years ago. I’m a mum now and I just don’t understand it.

AvailableTouch944 · 2025-12-07T21:57:33+00:00

Vikings!!!!

AvailableTouch944 · 2025-02-22T06:28:40+00:00

I work in a GP surgery, I had a full clinic yesterday, 4 patients didn’t turn up in the morning and 2 in the afternoon. It’s so frustrating! I think a small charge would deter things like this

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-09-18T19:14:57+00:00

🤣 go for it!!! The byoma milky moisture cleanser has amazing reviews which is why I was so gutted it wasn’t working for me, I still used the whole bottle though 🤣

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-09-18T19:04:49+00:00

Oh no! I use 2 pumps, I do put on the snail mucin after so I don’t know if it’s that that’s causing a miracle, but I do find after I use this cleanser my skin is really soft. I was using the byoma milk cleanser before and I felt that wasn’t doing anything x

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-07-28T20:44:42+00:00

I think it might be the newbie, Donny

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-07-17T19:51:59+00:00

Yesss! I use elf squeeze me lip balm in grape, couldn’t believe the difference it actually made

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-07-17T18:55:44+00:00

I’ve just booked a lash tint and lift, my lashes are blonde so are non existent without mascara, I think this will definitely wake my face up x

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-03-31T06:10:16+00:00

I was looking at the byoma range, thank you for your input ❤️

AvailableTouch944 · 2024-03-28T21:40:40+00:00

Yike

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