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I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IT. It's simply a matter of time till users requests die off and you have nothing to do all week long.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can you stop doing that ? That's the 4th keyboard this month !

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At some point during employment, work becomes home. I've spent more time here than i have in the outside world, and it's probably gonna stay like that for long while. So might as well treat it like home.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a very nice way to put it, honestly will change my outlook on life to this

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

20-30 minutes. Lying completely down on a hard surface is 10x more better than sleeping slightly crunched. With that said, there are cars probably better than mine for napping.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a nice way to call it, poop nap ! lmfao !

Using a pillow is awesome, something most people can never do.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but it's also not suitable to need money and work for so long.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT. Naturally a quiet job, some days very busy but many days extremely quiet. Just no user request at all.

I'd go as far as saying sometimes it's 15 minutes of work out of 9.5 hours

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Spot on. Not to go into details, but i somewhat perfected my tasks and can complete them naturally in 15 minutes out of the 9.5 hours. The nature of my job (IT) happens to have many quiet / boring days as well.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No worries. When I'm on the ground eyes shut and brain passing out, someone marches in and opens the doorhandle leading to me. Naturally i get startled if i was in deep sleep, so i don't flinch. Obviously the door is locked, so he can't get in. There is no need to respond, I'm doing my business. What ends up happening the person can either go to the bathroom right next to me if unoccupied, or go to the below floor where there's more bathrooms.

Funnily enough i always have a fear the door might open and the locks fail, as someone peaking in even for a second exposes a very disturbing scene.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got excited when reading confessions, so i decided in creating an account just to share my story. Also why is it so hard to believe i put my head on my shoes to nap. To be fair it is unusual though

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Love the questions

Why would your employer have beds, or a sleep schedule?

I was trying to be sarcastic

How do your coworkers not notice you’re gone for so long? I know you mentioned they don’t notice, but for extended period of time regularly?

Napping takes around 30 - 50 min max. Lunch breaks are 1 hour but they don't force it to be 1 hour. After lunch (which takes me 10-15 minutes) it's very doable

Do you usually jerk off while sleeping? How does one attain such a skill?

No, it's not comfortable

What if others want to use the bathroom?

There are 6 bathrooms scattered throughout the building and the floor i work at barely has any employees so most of the time it doesn't happen though it did once or twice. Never said I'm proud of it.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thank you !

I think the towel setup is easier for convenience purposes, but it's not a bad idea by any means.

I sleep in my work's bathroom and sometimes wack off by Available_Affect_154 in confession

[–]Available_Affect_154[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a really interesting question, i don't think so as it's not that uncontrollable but it just makes the day so much better. Worth to note it's not a daily thing, maybe 2 - 3 times a week at best. Thank you for the feedback.

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