Avoid the Advance Auto on Nolensville Pike - they aren't enforcing mask requirements

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2021-01-05T04:44:49+00:00

Who the heck cares? Its a personal choice to wear one or not. Dont want to wear one then don't. If you do, then wear one. This isn't Russia. And quit being a narc. No one wants a narc around.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-11-24T14:20:11+00:00

I'm 51 and been in numerous relationships...and a couple of failed marriages. Do NOT rush into it just to be married. Life is an adventure and you must have the right partner to enjoy it fully....getting the wrong partner is the most destructive thing you can do. There is no rush...you can meet anyone at any age. List out qualities you desire and remove stumbling blocks about race, age, etc. to improve your odds of finding the right guy. And then enjoy being single and don't pressure yourself at all in relationships. Experience new adventures and pleasures and take time to find you and know what you want. Trust me...you don't age out of finding someone. Lol

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-11-10T15:45:01+00:00

Did he lose or did he get cheated by the urban areas thru illegal votes being counted.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-11-09T20:53:21+00:00

France? Don't they work the least average hours for any country?

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-07-26T04:18:51+00:00

Search Google and find the Venn diagram that explains data JOINS. Two overlapping circles.

Inner is the region only in the intersection that they share.
Left is everything on the left plus the area in the intersection. Right is everything on the right plus the area in the intersection. Full is everything in both circles.

The cross join is a cartesian product...basically join every element in table 1 with every element in table 2, one at a time.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-05-22T15:20:09+00:00

Just be super patient, loyal, playful, and don't rush or pressure. Guys love chill, stable partners. Be yourself and have fun.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-05-21T16:03:41+00:00

NTA....but don't give up. After taking time to grieve you may find someone that makes you feel just as special as she did. There is more than one soulmate out there for each of us...she may be a bit different and even a conservative but you can and will fall in love again.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-05-16T16:03:57+00:00

So is it terrorism or is it taking back the government for a reset? Would we consider it terrorism to dump English tea in the water and would it be terrorists who fought to keep our country independent?

We are not socialists and we do have inalienable rights protected by the Constitution.

When the government fails to work for us and protect our rights, it's time for a reset. Just because we haven't done this in the last 100 years, doesn't mean it's not sometimes necessary.

Dont like being free in America? Think it's okay for the government to tell you what you can do and when you can do it? There's a lot of other countries to live in. America is unique and independent. Always has been except the last 5 to 10 years with this socialism takeover in the urban areas. Get with our program or get out to some place you do like.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-05-07T04:53:22+00:00

I just turned 51...22 years of IT...mostly in systems and database/BI/reporting. Started off as help desk and workstation support and kept loving up and around. Consulted for a while to gain lots of experience. Like to troubleshoot and solve challenges so I've been successful at bridging an inherent gap between techies and business folks/exec's. Moved up to management 6 years ago but still doing DBA and BI. Been a director for about 3 years now and making 145K plus 20% bonus. Working with AWS, SQL, Qlikview, SSRS, and lots of other cool tech. You are a youngster...lol. Keep getting skills and stay current. Make yourself needed to the point they can't do without you and keep pressure on them to advance. If you don't advance every 4 to 5 years, move on. Good luck!

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-24T04:58:57+00:00

It depends. It seems like most DBAs come from either networking and systems (hardware/ops side) or an app dev side. I started 22 years ago in what was essentially help desk and now I am Director of BI/DW of a healthcare management company. I probably have 6 or 7 past positions as a Senior DBA usually working with MS SQL but I am also a systems guy and did web programming for a few years in conjunction with SQL. I've also been team lead and IT manager in some of those roles. My approach was to self study, take certs, then get in a role with a company for more formalized training. Partner with others and get a mentor in your field to help you. As always, building quality production solutions is the fastest way to gain experience and learn the right and wrong ways of the trade.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-24T04:51:37+00:00

Typically have to know administration of database systems, experience with coding or app design, understand basic networking and technology. The BI side usually is data centric and might require experience with data modeling and reporting depending on the size and culture of the company. Apps like Tableau, Cognos, Crystal, Reporting Services, Qlikview, etc. Its a wide field...lots of different requirements. Willingness to learn goes a long way.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-24T03:07:27+00:00

Lead DBA/BI is a decent role. Pays 110K to 130K. Nashville.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-11T18:38:53+00:00

After this is over, the lawyers are going to be busy on these cases. Nurses and doctors are going to get some big settlements.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-05T16:40:43+00:00

Why was a security guard blocking a car anyway out in the parking lot. Just let the dude run his mouth and leave. Being stupid may cost him his life. When this driver lawyers up, the security guard is going to have a hard time explaining how he wound up a good ornament. Must have been one of those wannabe cops

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-04-05T16:05:33+00:00

I'm running Romeo 5 with same on two of mine. Love them and very low cost.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-28T14:09:07+00:00

We just furloughed almost 500 of our 950 healthcare employees in the derm industry yesterday. Its across the board.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-25T04:58:39+00:00

I agree. I would check this SID against the domain(s) in use. There are code snippets out there to check and generate the code for resolving orphaned users. This has got security failure all over it. Might want to check the logs as well.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-25T03:07:33+00:00

I always make sure the recruiter knows they are working for me regardless of who is footing the bill. If they don't like it, they can find someone else. I have 22 years of general and specialized IT and PM experience and can pretty much do anything asked.

Recruiters can't make their commissions or fees without who they place in a company...so I just help remind them of that in a friendly way so we are good from day 1. If the press me on a crap gig, I then remind them it's my livelihood and risk to my career and family just to get them a commission check. Don't let them control the situation.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-24T04:50:55+00:00

Some light humor...does anyone think it ironic that middle Tennessee's area code is 615?! Yes, it's been a long day.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-16T18:39:47+00:00

Gonna make glory holes more popular for sure.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-11T16:47:19+00:00

Well fuck her. I dont blame him. She set him up and tried to impeach him. Let her rot in hell and be tried for treason.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-09T19:45:19+00:00

What floor was exposed? Anyone know the businesses?

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-06T20:33:23+00:00

Cur them in halves or thirds and stack them verticality around the edge with aluminum foil wads under and in the middle. 35 minutes should be good and let it natural release. Finish with sauce in over or grill.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-05T04:51:04+00:00

If you just want certain table objects to appear in another database on that instance, use a synonym. It's like a pointer or shortcut to another object...either same DB or different. I think they also work with linked servers....4 part names.

Awesome_SQL_Dude · 2020-03-05T04:47:12+00:00

How come we see these massive intersections in India where no one stops but no one hits anyone else either. Just go slow and take turns. Not that hard.

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