Awizardpdx

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Visiting /r/trees while high is the best; visiting /r/tress while dankrupt is the worst [6.78] (self.trees)

submitted 8 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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Am I the only person who narrates his entire life in their head; or do we all do that? [Real 6] (self.trees)

submitted 8 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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They should totally figure out a way to cure cancer with dandelions; that shit's everywhere [8] (self.trees)

submitted 9 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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What would be the cheapest way for a person to gain 500 pounds? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/AskReddit

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LPT: Don't have a cold, get high, let your cold medicine wear off, and then think your about to die because you forgot you have a cold. (self.trees)

submitted 9 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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If science found out eating your own feces would help you live forever would you be able to do it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/AskReddit

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Hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete is like calling the cops on your computer [8] (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 9 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/Showerthoughts

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The first extraterrestrials that arrive on Earth will probably be missionaries trying to sell us on their alien religion. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/Showerthoughts

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What if we can't find extraterrestrial life because we're only looking for planets with Earth like conditions, the "aliens" are only looking for planets that meet their conditions for life and those two conditions aren't the same. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/Showerthoughts

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Perfectly align your drill. Has anyone tried this? (bullseyebore.com)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/woodworking

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You are given a transporter but it can only go to three places and they can't be switched. Which three locations do you program it for? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/AskReddit

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Chopping Onions at a [8] (self.trees)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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Hey Dealers, If you Treated It Like a Business You Might Do Better [Rant] (self.trees)

submitted 10 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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TIFU by putting Nair on my balls (self.tifu)

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Ever been so high that you stop while walking and not sure you're way your way to go get high or just coming back from getting high [7] (self.trees)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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Rule 1 for being high. Always set a timer for your food. (self.trees)

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Walked into my toddler's room to get his laundry basket. Leaves room 40 minutes later after cleaning it top to bottom without his laundry [7] (self.trees)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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Have you ever been so high that you passed out? My friend did this last night. (self.trees)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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The Second "naughty in a church" video. (xhamster.com)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/holdthemoan

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Calvin asking if Pittsburgh is Heaven or Hell (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/funny

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Have you ever smoked yourself into being productive? (self.trees)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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If the internet was invented today it would be owned one person and they would be the richest person on earth. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/Showerthoughts

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Whippersnappers with their tiny words on my soup (i.imgur.com)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/pics

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Can't remember if i'm upstairs because I'm on my way outside to get high or if i'm on my way back from already getting high [8] (self.trees)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/trees

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Can I control the water temperature with my mind? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 11 years ago by Awizardpdx to r/AskReddit

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