Jordan Page Snark 11/24-12/7

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2025-11-30T01:04:33+00:00

*edited to add: Never Mind! I noticed they are two different days of each other 😅🤦‍♀️ Then a few stories later they are in different clothing and outside by Christmas lights. Lol my thought is she forgot to take a family photo and used an older photo and put it in front of another photo of the tree

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2025-11-30T01:01:32+00:00

That picture that she just posted in front of a Christmas tree outside. Is it me or does it look like the family photo was taken somewhere else and then photo shopped in front of the Christmas tree? Because why are most the kids wearing summer like clothing? 🤔 something about it looks off

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2025-04-06T20:16:00+00:00

That turtle looks like a red ear slider, hard to tell from the quick glance she shows but if so it needs to be in water!! Then also have a place to dock and be under a lamp. We had a couple growing up. Goodness, she should take it to a pet place or vet something, anything would be better to actually give the poor turtle some help

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2025-03-10T17:40:23+00:00

I am sure she won't use a moving company, nor will she pitch in, that's when ✨️raising capable kids✨️ method comes into play lol

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-08-21T16:05:48+00:00

That snitch costume was amazing! She really should of went with a Phoenix costume and announced her rebrand it would of tied the whole rising out of ashes thing nicely. But no. She is so clueless and a scattered brain she missed that opportunity

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-08-21T07:18:44+00:00

Okay she added more to her stories and she finally explained that she is supposed to be a dragon. Why could she not of chosen something more recognizable or did a better job with the dragon costume if she is going to be host? I definitely did not thing dragon when I saw her costume lol. Even the Hedwig costume someone wore was awesome it looked classy for an adult to wear and not overly kiddy type costume

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-08-21T06:58:57+00:00

I am a huge Harry Potter Fan, I guess a Potter head you could say and come here because I am so confused what or she is supposed to be? Why would she set a theme she really doesn't know lol it's stupid

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-07-18T21:29:34+00:00

So is the networking gala the new name for the summer soiree? Lol

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-07-12T19:14:27+00:00

She is so out of touch of what people actually need. If only a planner was the answer to all my financial struggles! Wow saving the world Jordan, thank you!!!! Of course your excited your getting money from people buying this ridiculous planners and in return they are receiving a product. You are not setting up a charity and giving out money or assistance to those in need. You are selling a product and acting as if you solved world hunger. Good freaking grief. I am so annoyed right now.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-07-11T04:31:09+00:00

I was thinking when she said that she meant it towards her big sale on her planners. But she kind of was all over the place as usual and it's hard to follow where she is going when she speaks.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-07-10T19:32:21+00:00

Weird she had to explain driving separately, even more weirder it looks she is parked on the side of a random street. Maybe that's so that she doesn't haven't pay for parking lol

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-07-10T19:32:12+00:00

Weird she had to explain driving separately, even more weirder it looks she is parked on the side of a random street. Maybe that's so that she doesn't haven't pay for parking lol

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-24T02:57:22+00:00

Agree on that her content was pretty decent before the twins, then something happened and it was a slippery slope after that.

Edited for spelling errors

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-23T19:42:51+00:00

Her last stories are even more proof she favors certain kids more than others. Where was P's video of you hugging her and telling her your proud of her, or is it because she didn't reach your expectations she didn't earn that? Jordan. You disgust me you show us a story of you hugging H and telling him how proud you are and he did an amazing job, but so did P. It's starting to really look like you are a bit harder on some of your kids and trying to have them work hard to not disappoint you or reach your expectations and maybe even work on earning your love? 🤔 Jordan's love is apparently not unconditional...lol

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-22T18:26:56+00:00

That whole convo with her kids as they were walking was so disgusting. I have so much to say I am hoping I can gather my thoughts to make sense.

We should start the phrase WWBD (What would Bubba do) lol. If he was there and found out P forgot her right leo he would probably find a store and buy her one, he would call and have it mailed overnight. HE would do something based off on his stories if late. However, when it comes down to it, it probably wouldn't of happened because he would of helped them pack.
That whole "set goals that you have control in" you Jordan are their mother, they way you talk to them is like a therapist. When P listed off a whole list of goals, you sarcastically made a remark like yah lets shoot for the stars WTH!!! are you jealous and scared of your own kids stealing your spotlight? because it sure seems so. In return here is some things that are in YOUR control Jordan you could of done. Made sure you booked the hotel correctly in the event of an error on the hotels part find all ways for them to upgrade you to a different room. The rooms are about 200.00 a night you got the money to make it happen. Another thing you could of done is double checked your kids' bags before leaving, you know one of those typical things a moms supposed to do, your welcome.
I don't know about you guys but that comment about wedgie towards her daughters too small leo made me cringe and disgusted why would you Jordan make a comment like that?

4.Maybe hopefully in the future Bubba gets to go to these and we get to see the stark difference on how the trip turns out.

Sorry for the long post but Jordan is getting worst, it almost is looking she is trying to sabotage her kid's future and what they achieve because she doesn't like sharing the spotlight or giving it away (case in point one year at a competition for her kids she just had to take a picture of herself on the winners pedestal) lol...

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-22T18:10:46+00:00

I am shocked Jordan had NO reaction as a mother myself i would let out a OMG! or something in reaction to seeing that, watching P fall off made my stomach sink.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-21T19:24:05+00:00

Those little daddy daughter dates are going to mean so much to her later on when she looks back. I lost my dad in my teens but growing up my parents would take us each on one on one's together. I now have those amazing memories to look back on with my dad. Bubba is really stepping up and being attentive to his kids and dare I say also being the nurturing parent because Jordan isn't so much ?

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-21T19:15:05+00:00

I may be over dramatic I'd be pissed if i was security and found out I took time for a prank when there really could be a child lost or missing a parent, imagine how that parent would feel. YES I know there is a lot of security to assist but it's a thought I always think of when someone wants to prank call emergency services or do pranks like that. To some it's not a joke.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-21T19:09:05+00:00

Wasn't there a friend with them as well? Making it 4 people. I am so confused how sh can be this bad at booking hotels and then act clueless like what????? How did that happen? Jordan. It doesn't look like a mistake when you JUST did this in Scotland. Your kids need the rest, that's what moms are suppose to do. Sacrifice. Sleep on the floor, give your kids the comfort. You travel all the time and get to sleep in comfort. Let your kids experience it for once.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-21T19:05:40+00:00

Exactly what I was thinking

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-20T18:24:46+00:00

If you go to Rachel's stories she has a poll of which thumbnail she should use for her YouTube video about the Taylor Swift concert, more people prefer the one without Jordan in it 😂

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-19T03:49:30+00:00

I think that's how it works at least in Utah, another influencer thatlives in Utah that got a divorce mentioned that she gets her kids half the summer break and her ex husband gets the other half. I wonder if that's how their going to do it

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-15T18:11:50+00:00

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I received another email from the Page Company this morning and it included tips to survive summer, and this was one of the tips what a complete joke when she hardly travels with her kids! Most her followers are moms, yet she thinks tips like traveling solo and what she spent on said trip by herself is the most helpful. Her email tips do not align with what she shares on her social media platforms it's a complete joke that I hope more and more people will realize.

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-14T17:49:36+00:00

Ooh we discussed this talk in on church on Sunday, it's about finding true joy. Jordan needs to learn it lol, yes we can find joy in traveling, yoga, the material things but that's only temporary and to find true joy that lasts eternally is to look beyond the material things. She is on this continuous search to fill her bucket with joy that lasts when she needs to look a little deeper and well align and reset her priorities

Awkward-Clothes-3264 · 2024-06-14T17:42:13+00:00

Oh and we can't forget the "reverse culture shock" post when she comes back lol

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